Wank Shafting Haribo 

A good insult to give someone OR an illegal sweet.

Shut the fuck up you wank shafting haribo

Wank Shafting Haribo by Russell November 18, 2003

bollocky wank shite 

general discust in the situation or frustration.

person one : no white paint in here!

person two: oh bollocky wank shite.

bollocky wank shite by megaturd March 11, 2010

Wank Sauce 

The product of the male sexual climax.
Also known as: Sperm, Cum, Jizz.
Can also be used a single word: "Wanksauce"

I totally covered her face with wank sauce last night.

I really enjoy masturbating but getting rid of the wank sauce really sucks.

Wank Sauce by Seraphimz February 5, 2009

Wank Slap 

Where you slap yourself during masterbation either by accident or on purpose.

I gave myself a right badass wank slap yesterday.

Wank Slap by Piss Cheeser August 24, 2009

Wank Statement 

The browsing history of someone who regularly visits web sites with the intent to plunder Percy the pink

After reviewing my wank statement I can see that I have made over 30 deposits this month.

I found your mum on line last week and if I just check my wank statement I can give you the web address.

Wank Statement by Ravey Davey Gravy March 6, 2018

wank security 

When you know your home alone and safe to have a wank

thursdays are the only time a week I get any wank security

wank security by Theblazemaze November 11, 2019

Wank Skanked 

A missed opportunity for sexual intercourse, due to the fact that ejaculation occurred during foreplay.

“I didn’t even get a shag, he cum during foreplay. I got completely wank skanked”

Wank Skanked by Carlz.t August 19, 2021