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Uni-tasker 

An object with one function, ideally, designed to be extremely good at what it does. A waffle iron, for example, can only be used to make waffles, but it tends to make waffles extremely effectively, justifying its existence as a uni-tasker. Objects as varied as saddles to soap dishes or rice cookers can be considered uni-taskers.
The only uni-tasker allowed in your kitchen is a fire extinguisher.
Uni-tasker by ElectricSpecter November 14, 2009
Defined as a female who cooks and cleans for her male housemates or friends whilst at uni
Example : “my tings coming round later”

“Bro your tings a uni wife una, bare cooking and cleaning round the yard
uni wife by V2sac June 6, 2020
When a "nasty in love" couple walks down the street/hallway with a hand in each other's back pocket creating the illusion of two people sharing one ass.
Look at those two rednecks doing the uni-ass. That's so gross.
uni-ass by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

Uni-Legend

A Uni-Legend is someone that continuously feels the need to update Facebook status' proclaiming how much fun/ what they are doing at University.
An example of a Uni-Legends Facebook status...

"Just got out of bed and straight on the beers with housemates, playing ring of fire in a bit..."

Ah, that guy thinks he is such a Uni-Legend.
Uni-Legend by hdizzy69 January 21, 2011

Uni-Drone 

The nameless faceless University dredge. A Uni-Drone will usually fall into one of 2 categories.

1. Students who spend 50% of their time getting drunk, and the other 50% talking about how drunk they were.

2. Students who consider themselves witty and well-educated, quote "Family Guy" at regular intervals and think that liking Faulty Towers or a similar old British comedy series is grounds for Knightship. Considers themselves part of a very elite clique. Usually quiet away from said clique.
1.
Uni-Drone A: God, I was soo pissed last night.
Uni-Drone B: I was so pissed, I can't even remember how pissed I was.
Bartender: Time Gentlemen Please!

2.
Uni-Drone 1: And then Stewie says "Silene Foolish Woman"
Uni-Drone 2: We're hillariously funny. Let's go for coffee and act as if we're addicted to it.
Uni-Drone by Jackelrayn November 1, 2006
A cross between a Unicorn and a Llama and is now considered one of the most awesome creatures ever.
OMG a Uni Llama just ate my french fries.

Dude! I totally just saw a Uni Llama.

Uni Llama approved.
Uni Llama by Notsopwnedotcom March 11, 2010