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Super Tuesday 

A day in United States politics when many states hold their Presidential primaries to select party nominees for President.
We have to wait until at least Super Tuesday to find out who will be on the ballot for President in November.
Super Tuesday by MizzouGirl January 11, 2009

Tube Top Tuesday 

A national weekday memorial to remember those beautiful bouncy breasts.

Women celebrate by wearing their favorite tube top for all of life's splendid men to see.
Hey Billy, it's Tube Top Tuesday. Let's go to the bar and check out some tits.

Onii chan tuesdays 

This is when onii chan is sad because it isnt wednesday yet so now he has to wait a whole day before.
Person 1: "Today is such a good day"
Onii chan: "No today sucks because it is Onii Chan Tuesdays"

Booty Tuesday 

( n.)
Not a national, but a Norristown holiday, in which many kids go home with their significant other after an early dismissil day of school and hopefully, get lucky.
"Shirley, what are your plans for next Booty Tuesday?"
"I think I may get some lunch with my Calculus study group. How about you?"
"Sweet stuff. Nancy and I are heading back to my house and...You know ;]"
---OR---
"In recent years, there has been a positive correlation between early dismissil/'Booty Tuesday' activities and teen preganacies within the school district."
Booty Tuesday by NAHS Alum November 8, 2007

Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise 

1. (noun) An anal sex act, in which the giving partner lies to the receiving partner and tells him or her that he has ejaculated. After the receiving partner turns around to face him, the giving partner violently ejaculates into the other partner's eye. He then uses the Santorum that has accumulated on his penis to draw a cross on the forehead of the stunned receiving partner.

2. (verb) To perform said sex act.

3. (noun) The fact that Rick Santorum is still a viable presidential candidate after Super Tuesday
1. Man, that hooker made be pay double after I tried the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise.

3. In any other election, the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise would be more shocking to me, but look at the other candidates!

No Drill Tuesday 

Tuesdays... A day where you can't listen to drill music. Take a break, relax, you need a break from that gang gang.
HEY MAN! IT'S NO DRILL TUESDAY! YOU CAN'T LISTEN TO DRILL TODAY!!