( n.)
Not a national, but a Norristown holiday, in which many kids go home with their significant other after an early dismissil day of school and hopefully, get lucky.
"Shirley, what are your plans for next Booty Tuesday?"
"I think I may get some lunch with my Calculus study group. How about you?"
"Sweet stuff. Nancy and I are heading back to my house and...You know ;]"
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"In recent years, there has been a positive correlation between early dismissil/'Booty Tuesday' activities and teen preganacies within the school district."
1. (noun) An anal sex act, in which the giving partner lies to the receiving partner and tells him or her that he has ejaculated. After the receiving partner turns around to face him, the giving partner violently ejaculates into the other partner's eye. He then uses the Santorum that has accumulated on his penis to draw a cross on the forehead of the stunned receiving partner.
2. (verb) To perform said sex act.
3. (noun) The fact that Rick Santorum is still a viable presidential candidate after Super Tuesday
1. Man, that hooker made be pay double after I tried the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise.
3. In any other election, the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise would be more shocking to me, but look at the other candidates!