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The Snapchat Zone 

Like the friend zone, except you are held in digital captivity. One who is in the Snapchat zone is unable to communicate with their romantic interest outside of Snapchat, regardless of logistical capabilities. In other words, even if you are next-door neighbors with your Snapchat crush, said crush will not allow you to hang out with them in person due to unreasonable yet convincingly-delivered excuses such as "my next day off is 64 months from now" or "my friend just broke up with her boyfriend," both of which tend to occur at a statistically impossible rate.
Tyron: "Ayo Karen, you down to grab some din-din & throw down some peppermint schnapps tonight?"
Karen: "I would but my dog just turned into a cat and I'm kind of freaking out."
Tyron: "But you just posted that you were bored and wanted someone to chill with on your Snap Story!"
Karen: "Yeah but that was like 5 seconds before my dog turned into a cat."
Tyron: "We live literally 10 feet from each other, it can't be that hard to meet up!"
Karen: "Soon, Tyron, soon! But for now, you're in the Snapchat Zone."

the cone zone 

the cone zone by Low Clef May 17, 2004

The War Zone 

2 hours after a steak and cheese burrito from taco bell. You are in your bathroom you

A.puke in toilet and crap pants

B.crap in toilet and puke on yourself
C.sit there in a puddle of shitty cheese steak

Constantly waking up from taco bell hell you must make these choices ever hour.
The borrito is taking names tonight so you better watch out or you will wake up in the War zone.

highway to the danger zone 

When a girl with one or more STD's has shaved her pubes into a landing strip, it is a "highway to the danger zone"
Thought it was really cool that Mary's pubes were so manicured, but since I got diagnosed with herpes from eating her out, I realized it was just a highway to the danger zone

scoring in the red zone 

to have sex with a girl while she's on her period. A reference to football teams scoring within 20 yards of the endzone.
Man I'm pretty horny. I think I may have to try scoring in the red zone tonight.

The friend zone 

When a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.
Friend1: Are you still with that girl?
You: We're just friends.
Friend2: A moment of silence for our brother in the friend zone.
The friend zone by rodjak October 11, 2012