The Infinite Shitter Paradox 

The Infinite Shitter Paradox (ISP) is a paradox about how you go back in time to take a massive shit, and when you return everyone you know and love will die, and whoever survives will try to murder you with no sympathy.

"Have you heard of the Infinite Shitter Paradox?" "Yeah man, its scary. I cant believe that its real." "Yeah."

The Infinite Shitter Paradox by bingledebop April 2, 2022

The Afghan Shitter 

That weird squad & blindly shoot over your head thing insurrectionists and terrorists do.

Results usually end in the Insurrectionist having no ammunition and 0 kills.

Dave: Yo, did you see that Jihadi shooting at us from behind the wall? My Grenade blew his ass up.

Mike: haha yeah, good one bro. That scumbag was doing The Afghan Shitter.

The Afghan Shitter by Fist of Ass November 25, 2022

the shitterbug 

(noun) the awkward dance you do in front of the toilet in a public restroom because you’re trying to set up TP on the toilet seat but it keeps autoflushing and sucking everything in, so you try to set up as quickly as possible while maintaining your presence in front of the sensor

Max: You know when a public restroom has a toilet with an autoflush sensor and you're trying to set up a toilet paper buffer on the seat before you sit down and it keeps autoflushing and sucking all your paper into the toilet before you finish setting up, so you do that awkward move where you're trying to keep your body in front of the sensor while moving as fast as possible to get set up before the autoflush buzzer? I fucking hate that. I wish there was a word for that stupid little dance instead of having to explain the whole thing every time.

Tim: Oh, you mean the shitterbug.

Max: Damn, did you just make that up on the spot?!

Tim: Yeah.

Max: You’re a pun god.

the shitterbug by Maxwell Dope January 13, 2014

up the shiter 

to have anal sex with someone

hey guys steven did me up the shiter last night

up the shiter by grumpyboy September 26, 2005

burning the shitters 

a term used by many grunts during combat who have to burn shit out of a diesal can using gasoline. vi.

The most awful stench know to man. adv.

That marine went to sleep on guard duty, now he he's burning the shitters.

burning the shitters by dan September 3, 2004

The Shitler 

A variation of the Dirty Sanchez where you fuck a girl in the ass, pull out and rub your shit covered dick on her upper lip to give her a hitler mustache. You then fuck her while she reads mein kampf aloud.

Sarah and Todd Palin conceived their last child while performing "The Shitler".

The Shitler by The Iron Shitler January 23, 2009

The shitters 

Another word for bathroom when the person saying it is needing to go to the toilet to take a shit

Fuck man, I have to take another trip to the shitters

The shitters by imalwayspooping February 2, 2022