Targedy 

a tragic event brought on by an action so stupid that it is nigh impossible to feel bad for the person or persons involved.

Oh. What a targedy.

Targedy by sataniclilac August 10, 2010

Boston Torpedo 

The act of molding your feces into a phallic shape, freezing it, and fucking someone with it.

She wanted me to spice things up, so I gave her a boston torpedo.

Boston Torpedo by belfastbomber February 3, 2010

Transphobic Torpedophile 

Type of weaponry called a transphasic torpedo from star trek, it is very effective against many hostile ships. Except it happens to be transphobic and is a pedophile

Incoming Transphobic Torpedophiles!

Transphobic Torpedophile by Suoerfish July 23, 2017

Tarpeggios 

Tar-peh-jEE-OHs A cappella virtuosos that perform on college campuses with high energy, a

tight sound, and fresh swag, without acting like another conceited cockypella group.

Example: Damn! Did you just see that group perform that sexy a cappella arrangement

of “Candy Man?!” Their soloists did full choreography in 6’’ heels! That’s some

Tarpeggios swag.

Tarpeggios by Pseudohangle343 June 22, 2016

Drip-tarded 

When you dress really nice but are retarded

“That kids grades are so bad , but look at the outfit, he’s drip-tarded”

Drip-tarded by Micpad January 9, 2019

Youri tarded 

this is a joke that you can use on your friends or your parents.
it is similar to the Joe Mamma joke but a little bit more offensive.
if you want to make your parents leave you, you can try using this joke or if you just want the friends that you dont have to leave you try this joke.

Joe: Yo mommy you know Youri?
Mom: Who is Youri?
Joe: Youri tarded !! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Youri tarded by Big Daddy cuck lord69420 (HOT) November 5, 2019

Whirling Torpedo 

The act of spitting in ones ass and the receiver of the ass spitting torpedoing the spit back into the spitters mouth.

Gertrude got whirling torpedoed by Phyllis’s at the kick back last night.

Whirling Torpedo by Bigdaddy3nuts July 22, 2021