Sweden 

The worst country in the world. Full of lazy, racist, homosexual communists. The women reek of their pickled herring rotten pussies and the men stank of ass droppings on their penises. Bathing is optional and usually discouraged. Tootbrushes have yet to be introduced.

Guy 1: Hey, my ass hurts.
Guy 2: Were you in Sweden yesterday?

Sweden by USA-A-OK March 24, 2010

Sweden 

A country neighbouring Norway, Denmark and Finland.

Sweden is mostly known for its drunk citizens wandering around in the streets of Helsingør (Elsingore) and Copenhagen buying so much alcohol from Denmark, that even if the Danish economys only revenue was from Sweden, the Danish economy would still make it to top 10 of the strongest economies in the world!

Sweden - drunk people!

Sweden by FreddyTheGreat May 23, 2009

Sweden 

1. They are always late

2. They are fat

3. They can't spell

4. They suck at math

5. They suck at every sport

6. They wish they could be from Denmark

Sweden sucks Denmark's balls.

Sweden by g-t0-h September 7, 2007

Sweden 

Sweden, not to be confused with hell, is widely recognized as the worst place on earth to place your feet. After years of studies, professor Mike Dunningham at MIT discovered that Sweden, being so miserable was, largely due to the Swedes, the people populating Sweden.

Also they suck at card games.

-USING SWEDEN AS A SCARE-

Son: I don't want to eat my vegetables.

Mom: Well, if you don't eat them you could turn into a Swede.

Son: Anything but that! (eats at an incredible pace)

Sweden by CaPsLoCk_is_my_BEST_Friend May 14, 2010

Sweden 

Where the banana-peelers of Norway origin from. Rather boring and cold country in Europe. Home of racists, non-believers and partysvensker (partyswedes).

Is said to be populated with only hot, blonde women, when infact it struggles with immigration and people fleeing the country due to few work-places.

The place where Norwegians go to buy vodka and fags while fucking swedish brudar (brides) during easter.

Sweden? Isn't that the annoying little brother of...
Norway, yes.

Sweden by Swee-ping May 16, 2011

Sweden 

The most cucked nation on earth.

Accept a million islamist refugees? C,mon don't go all Sweden on me.

Sweden by askjiir May 30, 2017

Sweden 

a place worse than hell

homie 1 "ay bro I'm going to Sweden"

homie 2 "no"

Sweden by TheGoldenGame May 25, 2022