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Jesus suffering fuck 

An exclamation used only in the direst of catastrophes or moments of greatest frustration. Found to be useful as an all encompassing statement of distress, resignation, or displeasure.
1. Jane was just gathering all of her groceries, paint cans, and Venti Mocha Frappucino from the car when a low-riding, loud muffler sporting Honda Civic passed her at high speed while blasting its high pitched horn causing a puddle-tsunami. "Jesus suffering fuck!" she exclaimed as she dropped her groceries, knocked over her Frappucino, and tripped over a paint can while trying to escape the melee.

2. Jane finally arrived to work 45 minutes late after a frustrating morning cleaning up cat yak only to discover she had left her briefcase at home. *sigh* "Jesus suffering fuck, can't a girl get a fucking break?"
Jesus suffering fuck by Suzanne38 October 12, 2008
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Sufering 

A bad ass rogue from the game world of warcraft who is in fact number 1 in teh world... Of warcraft
"OH SHIT! Here comes Sufering! Run away!"
Sufering by Canâbisativa July 7, 2009

The E In Chuck E Cheese Stands For Eternal Suffering

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The E In Chuck E Cheese Stands For Eternal Suffering

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Suffering  

Going to a small college town in Appalachia that provides the worst in services. It is not limited to bad and expensive restaurants, watered down and overpriced alcoholic beverages, mean mountain people, hippies clueless about life, highway signs with ugly eyesoaring fonts made by the town, terrible town & university roads with potholes, un-marked speed humps and a very non-progressive town government.
Suffering Boone, North Carolina eating Ramun Noodles and Corn Syrup SYSCO products provided by ASU
Suffering by BooneBelongsInTN March 26, 2009

Pain and Suffering 

What a man experiances when he's married. Only curable by getting divorced.
Example 1) Bob: Hey guess what?....Laura and I are getting married! Tom: What the fuck is wrong with you dumbass? Why the hell would you want all that Pain and Suffering? Kiss your life goodbye you fuckin tard.

Example 2) Laura: Bob asked me to marry him, and I said yes. As soon as the honeymoon is over, my pussy is off limits to him and I'm going to put that stupid motherfucker thru more Pain and Suffering that he could ever imagine. Then I'll divorce him and take all his fuckin money.

Example 3) Bob: Laura won't let me go out with you guys tonight. Tom: I told you too not marry that ball and chain you dipshit. How do like the pain and suffering?
Pain and Suffering by Floss 69 April 8, 2006

Suffering 

None of the antonyms are very accurate...
Hym "Didn't we already do this one before?"

Iam "I don't know. I kind of vaguely remember doing it once before...."

Hym "Hmm... Well, just do it again for posterity"

Iam "Alright. So for 'Suffering' they use antonyms like 'Joy' or 'Delight' but those things are fleeing. They aren't really the opposite. The opposite of 'Suffering' is everything that isn't 'Suffering'."

Hym "Yeah... That's good. That was a good one."
Suffering by Hym Iam April 30, 2022

sufferingjews 

1. the state of complete happiness
2. the action of cleansing a wounded calf.
3. the act of soddemizing your algebra teacher
4. an individual who practices law while on the toilet
1 Yay the holocaust was full of sufferingjews!
2 Man that calf was so messed up i couldn't leave it without giving it a thorough sufferingjews job
3 I had detention with Mr. Coleman so i decided to drug him and sufferingjews him until the janitor got involved.
4 I might go to law school because i get constapated very often. that way i can just sufferingjews all day.
sufferingjews by gravedigger33 July 16, 2009