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spite moustache 

A moustache grown shortly after a break-up, inspired by the wearer's certainty his ex would have hated it.
Armando grew a spite moustache, even though he didn't want one, because he felt like he finally could after his breakup.

spite friending 

Friending a person on FaceBook, that you don't like, just to keep up with them or get even with them
She was spite friending her high school enemies to to get to know their man
spite friending by Lyricalroger January 5, 2014

Spite Stream 

Starting a livestream just to spite someone that you pissed off.
I just started a spite stream because of those angry kids on CS:GO
Spite Stream by Marei May 31, 2017

spite uncite

The act of removing citations to another person's work from your own paper out of malice or resentment. This is most relevant to academic fields of research, though could be applied in other contexts as well.
"Dr. Smith was so condescending today that I am going to spite uncite him from my upcoming paper in Science!"
spite uncite by Lady Beni January 29, 2019

spite crank 

When you are so angry about something you find a camera, security or otherwise, and masturbate furiously, staring into the camera the entire time.
David was arrested last night, he was mad somebody took the last box of oreos at the store and began to spite crank into the first security camera he saw.
spite crank by Toouglyforporn July 10, 2019

Spite Sink 

To Berman your car
I want to get a new Porsche. I guess I’ll just spite sink my Tesla.
Spite Sink by Zips dogg August 11, 2019