When a someone is salad tossing a guy while he lies on his back and his erection is standing straight up so as to appear to be a breathing tube for the submerged asseater.
While on Kyle's bachelor party, we saw a picture of a girl giving a nasty beef snorkel. Without it she surely would have drowned.
the act of one person going in for a kiss, then putting their mouth over their partner's nose instead, blowing through their nose until the air comes out their mouth. annoying and very awkward feeling but actually kind of a cute gesture if it's the right couple...
guy: hey baby come give me a kiss ;)
girl: *suspectsnothing*
*both lean in for kiss*
guy: SNORKEL KISS!!!
girl: NOOOOOAAUGH!
When you are getting a blumpkin, you must not stop there. When you are about to blow pull your cock out of the girl's mouth immediately get behind her and ram it in her brown eye and shove her head in the toilet and just make her bob for those brown snakes. 1 you have to have shit in the toilet to so this it is a requirement, 2 do not be a stupid fuck and drowned the girl, 3 have fun.
Oral sex performed on a male by a male/female in which the penis is treated much like a snorkel tube post-ejaculation with said ejaculation still in mouth, being blown back into the shaft- to clear the passage way.
Kellen : " I heard Berry died of a heart-attack due to an air embolism, Jane must've given him the ol' San Diego snorkel."
Erik: " Tragic."
When the guy has a boner, the girl holds it pointing toward the ceiling and places her top lip near the head and sloooowllly moves it down toward the balls. Her top lip gets caught on the dick shaft and flips upward, her mouth looking like she's wearing a snorkel mask. When she talks with her lip pulled upwards it looks how it would if she was talking wearing a snorkel mask.
Bobby (to Mikey): Dude, Cindy snorkel faced me last night.
Mikey: No way! What did she say with it?
Bobby: She said, "Hey Bobby, did you remember to pay rent on time?"
And I couldn't take her seriously because it looked like she was wearing a snorkel mask.