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sneaking suit 

Refers to a type of suit used for infiltration purposes, along with any other type of clandestine act. A sneaking suit will usually be colored so that it can meld with scenery, and will also allow cargo-space via equipped pouches.
"Solid Snake's sneaking suit varies from different Metal Gear games. The most popular sneaking suit for Solid Snake is the one from Metal Gear Solid, which was a grey BDU with a black vest, which was also equipped with kneepads, elbowpads, cargo-space, and was especially modeled with state-of-the-art polythermal technology to prevent hypothermia and thus keep the wearer nice, dry, and warm. Supposedly it's hard to move in the suit though, so training may be necessary."
-me
sneaking suit by Dave May 19, 2004

sneakret 

noun: a sneaky, devious sort of secret.

sneakretly, sneakretive, etc.
Bob kept it a sneakret that he had been married before.

I sneakretly replaced the salt in the shaker with sugar, mwahaha.
sneakret by Marian January 30, 2004

Sneakretly 

Combination of 'Sneakily' and 'Secretly'.
Yeah! But we gotta do it sneakretly okay?
Sneakretly by horseyboy December 2, 2010

Sneaker Freaker 

Someone who buys the most ridiculous looking and overly expensive sneakers with every color imaginable on them, just to never wear them and on-sell them to the next schmuc..err...sneaker freaker
guy1: "check out this post:
Looking to sell: pair of (insert brand and name of designer here) 4000's in 'clown shoe' colorway from the 'oh fuck that's horrible' collection. Only worn once inside, for half an hour, too big. $350 or swap for small supreme white t-shirt."

guy2: "fuck that's some heinous sneaker freaker-only turd right there"

sneaker whore 

When someone spends a ridiculous amount of money on exclusive j's yet then proceeds to complain that they have no money for anything else.
Jon: Yo Nik wanna go get food?
Nik: I can't man you know i have no money.
Jon: But you just got the concord 11's last week. Your such a sneaker whore!
sneaker whore by hueuby January 30, 2017

sneakerfetish 

When someone has a fetish for sneakers. This can be for clean sneakers or filthy sneakers that have mud or has just been used so much that they stink. Certain aspects of a sneaker can be the subject in why someone has a sneakerfetish such as the airbubbles on Nike Airmax's or the heavily worn insoles of a sneaker.
I just love sniffing your gym sneakers bro, they absoultly reak! I love seeing your footprint on the insoles, it turns me on so hard! I definately have a sneakerfetish
sneakerfetish by sneakerlad November 21, 2022