simple shit 

Something so simple a brain-dead potato with no eyes could do it blindfolded.

Problem is that some people find simple shit really tough or even impossible to understand.

To further understand it, read the examples. This is simple shit.

Tommy: nnngggfff mffff ngggggmmmm
Daddy: It's 20 below and you lick the lamp post? Come on, this is simple shit.
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Dick: I got 3rd degree burns and can't sit or shit without agony. Aaaagh!

Joe: You tried to light a fart! This is simple shit.
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Annie:My shit tastes horrid!
Suzy: God, Annie, this is such simple shit.
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simple shit by verbusaccidentibus August 10, 2010

Simpletarian 

Someone who believes in the simplicities of life. Appreciating all that you have - love, family, friends, health, a roof over your head, food to eat. Material possessions are not happiness.

Simpletarian Love Health

Simpletarian by Ang Leone February 18, 2010

Simple boi 

A man often stoned, slow to react, repeats convsersations previously discussed 30 seconds before hand.

Maguire is a simple boi

Simple boi by weechris123 January 31, 2012

Shoutouts to simpleflips 

This phrase is usually used to annoy super mario 64 speedrunner called simpleflips.
The word shoutout lost it's meaning after becoming meme

Weird sm64 romhack: *says shoutouts to simpleflips*
Simpleflips: "lol"

Shoutouts to simpleflips by Davri April 10, 2018

Fuckface von Simpleton 

An apt nickname for the dark-haired junior, even more clueless and simple-minded Donald Trump.

Fuckface von Simpleton continues to act like a deer caught in the headlights as the volume of his previously secret play dates with Russian oligarchs comes into sharp focus.

Fuckface von Simpleton by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2018

simple bitch syndrome 

1. When a person judges or speaks on someone or something they know nothing about.

2. When a person thinks they know everything but doesn't.

Guy 1. You should be ashamed of yourself dressing like a thug! You need to do something with your life!

Guy 2. *thinking* "This man has major simple bitch syndrome." For your information, I go to school full time for my masters dagree . Secondly, I have my own business and my own house!
See that white 2013 honda civic over there? I paid for that!

Guy 1. O_o oh my.

Girl. Damn, That dude must have simple bitch syndrome.

simple bitch syndrome by Real313 November 20, 2013

Simple Simon

Hallucinogenic mushrooms

I'm looking to score some Simple Simon tonight. I want to get good and silly!

Simple Simon by talk2me-JCH2 April 21, 2021