smooches 

good kisses, a kiss with someone who has juicy lips and can kiss good; a compatible kiss

I was gettin my smooch on at the party

smooches by anonymous May 13, 2005

damn! i done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth 

A phrase you utter when someone shows you that they've waxed their pussy.

"Damn! I done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth."

damn! i done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 23, 2006

scooch the pooch

to move yourself. to move your butt.

We need to make this circle bigger, now scooch the pooch!!

scooch the pooch by 123456789! January 15, 2009

doody-snooche 

a suspicious looking character, closely related to a hobo, that lacks overall substance and smells like ass and dirty penis.

"That guy you just met, he's such a doody-snooche. Hope you didn't get chlamydia."

"That doody-snooche robbed me. Smelly motha fucka!"

doody-snooche by stage five shocka rocka April 18, 2010

Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher 

A fucking ugly bitch who goes out with the Porky Scotcher.

Who's the goofy cow taking a shit in the white van?

That's the girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher.

Fucking ugly bitch.

Girlfriend of the Porky Scotcher by Kenny Spoffo-Grumpbeetle May 16, 2009

Scoochie

a cross between a skank and a hoochie.
The ultimate slut.

That bitch is a scoochie.

Scoochie by SHANNON January 13, 2004

cooch scooch 

The female version of a cock-slap where the woman proceeds to scooch her cooch vertically across the face of another.

If you don't shut your mouth Billy I'm gonna give you the cooch scooch of your life!

cooch scooch by Cheyenne Burbank October 7, 2005