Recon wipe

The first wipe you make after taking a shit to see if you need to wipe more.

Man last night i was taking a shit and my recon wipe revealed That i needed to wipe more.

Recon wipe by [e-mail] April 13, 2009

reconfuckulate 

To do something over again in an attempt to do better, all the while fucking it up worse than before. Repeating any act & doing worse than the original.

" Dammit! I had all my shit right where I wanted it , then the "old lady" had to go and reconfuckulate everything."

"If You don't do as I say, I'm going to reconfuckulate your face!"

reconfuckulate by DickFittswell October 1, 2013

reconnect with nature 

What a girl says after engaging in fatherless activities or behaviors. This often happens the following morning or day after a night out. If you hear this phrase you know she was treeshin, doing something her family would disown her for, something that would cause her boyfriend to want to throw up, or all of the above.

“I need to reconnect with nature after whatever that just was over Halloweekend.”

Scenario
Friend: What are your plans for today?
Girl: Reconnecting with nature after last night.

reconnect with nature by ScoobyS October 31, 2023

Restaurant Recon 

Pulling into a restaurant parking lot, and sending a passenger into the restaurant to find out the wait time for a table while the driver sits in the car.

Driver: Do some restaurant recon to see if they can seat us tonight.
*TWO MINUTES LATER*
Recon Agent: An hour wait, let's get out of here.

Restaurant Recon by thebetterfriend2 September 11, 2010

Fart Recon 

When you are sitting at your desk and you fart, followed by breifly pushing away from your desk, leaning down and smelling it to see the level of intensity and odor. Also to judge whether or not you should probably leave your desk.

Gary, I just dropped a bomb at my desk, but I did a quick Fart Recon and it's OK, I don't think anybody will notice.

Fart Recon by norminat0r June 23, 2012

Tittie Recon 

When a male surreptitiously checks out a female's breasts.

Bruce: Did you see the boobs on that blonde?

Gary: Hell yes!!! I was doing some major tittie recon!!

Tittie Recon by TWA tea July 21, 2017

force to be reckoned with 

Fig. someone or something that is important and powerful and must not be ignored

Mr. L. Grimes is a force to be reckoned with. Take into consideration that he is a very powerful force.

force to be reckoned with by The sun DAWNS in the east. March 16, 2010