ghetto potomac 

The part of Potomac where houses may sell for a million dollars but they aren't mansions. The part of Potomac where not all houses have at least 3 car garages. The part of Potomac that includes Beverly Farms Elementary. The part of Potomac where there are no rich-ass jappy bitches and preppy jocks. The chill part of Potomac.

Potomac Girl: O-M-G. I just crashed my brand new BMW Z3 convertable.
Ghetto Potomac Girl: Oh, I'm sorry, can I give you a ride home in my used station wagon?
PG: Does it have a rockin stereo system and leather seat warmers?
GPG: Uh, no, sorry.
PG: Well, I don't think that my 24-hour security personel would even let a car like that near my gated neighborhood.

ghetto potomac by BeverlyFarmers September 25, 2005

Zombies of the Potomac

An overly conservative approach taken by the undead in Zombie Fantasy Football that conjures up thoughts of the pre-Grant Union Army.

I can't believe they only attacked three teams this week. It's like we're fighting the Zombies of the Potomac.

Zombies of the Potomac by Pedro Estrian November 1, 2009

West Potomac 

The best school on Richmond Highway! School filled with potheads, weird people, and normal people. Everyone there is pretty chill. But no attractive guys.

Boy: Hey you're chill girl, you got a boyfriend?
Girl: Thanks and no who I'm I kidding I go to West Potomac!

West Potomac by ThisPutaa November 13, 2011

north potomac 

people say they live in north potomac to make themselves seem richer, but it's really gaithersburg. they both have the same zipcode. 20878. gay ass snobs think they're better then the gburg bitches. yea right.

person 1:so where are you from?
person 2: north potomac!
person 1: fuck you man. it's gburg. always has been. always will be.

north potomac by Linel December 12, 2008

The Potomac School 

The potomac school is a school in mclean virginia with short ass guys and hot ass girls some have nice boobs. every guy either plays lax or football and all girls play soccer steer away from those. be careful when walking in open unmonitored hallways, you might get attacked by a furry or a bisexual. if you are pretty or a boy with long ass hair, you are in luck! you are now popular 😊 enjoy it while it lasts before ppl start talking shit and everyone is against you. if people decide they dont like you they probably don’t have a reason!!! it is the pmac school 😉. if you want to fit in, put on a good five layers of mascara, extra points if clumpy. AND pack on that inner eye highlighter, that’s how you get the lax boys. no, not all of the guys are gay. i know it’s hard to believe considering their skinny legs. youll have a blast at the potomac school! live it up.

Two blondes talking shit ab their best friends: blah blah blah
Sidwell and Maret: oh they must be from the potomac school

The Potomac School by hahahahaggsuwy January 20, 2023

West Potomac Special

To pretend/actually jab, stab or punch in the abdomen four times with one arm acting the motion.

“Yeah, he came up close and I gave him that West Potomac Special!”

West Potomac Special by ArmstrongEnjoyer13 April 24, 2025

Potomacian 

A person that lives in Potomac, Maryland. They are super fabulous and won't wear things without designer labels. Often, they are stuck up and irritating, but can be really awesome.

Anna "My cousins coming from out of town"

Jay "Oh the stuck up one?"

Anna "yeah, she can be such a potomacian sometimes.

Potomacian by babycakess169 October 2, 2011