An elite private school in Northern Virginia known for the recurring verbal, psychological, and physical abuse from German, Irish, Slav, and brown-skinned students and teachers towards other members of the community.
NoVA Teen 1: "Hey, are those Potomac School kids?"
NoVA Teen 2: "Yeah, some of them are worst than Nazis. But at least they're not Sidwell kids."
NoVA Teen 2: "Yeah, some of them are worst than Nazis. But at least they're not Sidwell kids."
by EliteReviewer August 28, 2021
Potomac School is a private school in Virginia infested with nazi runts that identify as jewish princesses. They steal people's identities and intellectual property and will try to snort your DNA while also taking steroids and growth hormones.
Langley public school student: Why is that Potomac student staring at us like that?
St. Alban's private school student: We should go. It's the non-Hebrew jew stare. He's trying to assimilate us as part of the Great Replacement plan.
Langley public school student: Why is that Potomac student staring at us like that?
St. Alban's private school student: We should go. It's the non-Hebrew jew stare. He's trying to assimilate us as part of the Great Replacement plan.
by Snapaholic July 28, 2022
A paradise for goody-two-shoes rich kids where there are no rules or punishments. We have 30 assemblies a week and hail a cult surrounding student life director Jake Westermann. We're good at a couple of sports but also lose to shitty ass schools like Maret. Also if you walk down the halls, you might run into a 12 and 16-year-old making out. Just leave them alone, it's normal here. All the students suffer from terminal anxiety due to 4 hours a night of homework and 12 tests a week.
Friend: Hey I think that kid cheated on a test.
Other Friend: Yeah he went to the Potomac School.
Potomac
Other Friend: Yeah he went to the Potomac School.
Potomac
by brentpeterson4prez December 7, 2022
The Potomac School is one of the best schools in Virginia. The academics are hard and the people are all very nice. Potomac students do a large amount of community service throughout the year and are very disciplined. There are a lot of drugs and drinking problems but this is what you get at any school with large amounts of money. The girls are all very pretty and the boys are very smart. All in all if you are looking at private schools in Virginia, Potomac is the place to be.
Pretty girl walks in with smart looking boy. They are very nice.
Gonzaga Boy: They must go to the Potomac School...
Landon Boy: Yeah you're right. They definitely do.
Gonzaga Boy: They must go to the Potomac School...
Landon Boy: Yeah you're right. They definitely do.
by schoolrater September 12, 2010
A place where honest, nice people go to get screwed over by douchebags and to be treated like shit. To become suicidal. To attack themselves physically with fucking mechanical pencils. To try to kill themselves (twice). To lose faith in life and the world. In a word: HELL.
Potomac School Asshole #1: Lets go bro out and LAX and talk about porn and lie about how big our dicks are!
Potomac School Asshole #2: Yeah, and afterwards, let treat the kids who haven't said anything to or about us like shit!
Potomac School Asshole #1: Yeah! We can take a piss in their stuff. Sooo clutch bro!
Potomac School Asshole #2: Yeah, and afterwards, let treat the kids who haven't said anything to or about us like shit!
Potomac School Asshole #1: Yeah! We can take a piss in their stuff. Sooo clutch bro!
by Saddened Student October 3, 2010
The Potomac School in Mclean Virginia is a preppy school(for grades k-12) with bitchy girls who want to be hot(but they are NOT!) and wana-be abracrombie guys. not all the people are like that...but the majority is! It is a school for super rich kids and has had the ex VP's grand children and royalty. Yup! there is secret service all over! they are a VERY RICH school. its academics are great and hard.The school its self is fake, they pretend to be one big Comunity. they use the word comunity in every assembily!no joke!They pretend to be ethnicaly divers, but they are not. it is a very white school. it is VERY liberal, democratic, and LAME! Trust me I went there for 8 years! I cant believe I made it out alive!
Potomac School kid #1-I can't believe I got a Mercedes for my 15th birthday!
Other kid- I know it is a nice car!
Potomac Kid #1- Ew no! I wanted a costum Rolos Roysce! now I will never fit in!
Potomac kid #2- Haha! you have a Mercedes!LAME!
Other kid- I know it is a nice car!
Potomac Kid #1- Ew no! I wanted a costum Rolos Roysce! now I will never fit in!
Potomac kid #2- Haha! you have a Mercedes!LAME!
by ex Potomac Student...YAY! March 31, 2009
The Potomac School is a private, K-12 school in McLean, VA. Kids at the Potomac school tend to be smart, athletic and rich. The academic program is challenging and rigorous, but the teachers are very good at their jobs, so students tend to get good grades. The Upper School is very divided socially, with cliques in every grade. The concept of popularity is very important to many students, causing them to be involved in drama at all times. Students at the Potomac School love to party and find clever ways to sneak alcohol to parties, even if there are parents there. Parties ALWAYS consist of freshmen making out with each other in closets.
Jack: Did you hear that there was a Potomac School party last night?
Maria: Yeah, the cops pulled up and like 20 kids hooked up.
Jack: Of course, that's a typical Potomac party.
Maria: Yeah, the cops pulled up and like 20 kids hooked up.
Jack: Of course, that's a typical Potomac party.
by psychokoalalover May 22, 2019