Ohio Mortar 

When you shove a avocado seed in a girl's loose asshole and fuck the shit out of her and than she farts it out and you leave

I gave a drug addict a Ohio Mortar and that seed went flying.

Ohio Mortar by Titty monster January 12, 2023

cum mortar 

When you girl is riding you , and you are about to cum. She gets off your dick and jacks you and holds your dick at the right angle to make you shoot your load on you face ..

When she was done riding my dick, she cum mortared my face with my hot load.

cum mortar by Hotttddoogg October 12, 2023

mexican mortar 

N. Feces.

I was outside with the dog and stepped in a big pile of mexican mortar

mexican mortar by Dave Burgundy January 13, 2009

Close Quarter Mortar 

A gaseous emission released in close proximity; whether in a large crowd or a confined area, usually resulting in gesticulations of remorse for being born.

Jim Carry walks out of the elevator, turns, then says "It was me" ...
Close Quarter Mortar

Close Quarter Mortar by TheGrogotch February 5, 2010

Brick and mortar friends

pronounced- brɪk ænd ˈmɔrtər frɛndz

1. noun People that you know, in real life, and can physically meet up with, that don't actively hate you. Otherwise known as 'non-internet' or 'IRL' friends.

2. Imaginary friends, built by a mason, to keep him company while he's working.

"Hey, I was chatting with some friends the other day and your name came up."
"Internet friends? Or brick and mortar friends"

Brick and mortar friends by Jerami the Wise January 1, 2019

The Mortar 

when you have sex on an air mattress and right before you finish, you pop a huge hole into the mattress and cum into the air stream onto your partner's face so it arcs like a mortar.

I have to replace my air mattress because of The Mortar happening last night.

The Mortar by trufflemuffins23 November 1, 2019

Trench Mortar 

The act of pulling out, placing your penis between the other persons butt cheeks aiming upwards, and yelling "fire in the hole!" while finishing on there back.

I didn't know if she was on birth control so I pulled a trench mortar.

Trench Mortar by Drainage94 May 12, 2017