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When a cow gets muted and can no longer moo, especially when on a call.
"Hey Justin, you're mooted"
"Thanks dude, mooo"
mooted by moogleoogle April 7, 2021
The embodiment of the Alpha Male, conceived by super sperm and brought forth unto earth by a female of father's choice. Gifted with intelligence and athleticism, a Mooney normally rises to stardom early in life and serves as the leader of the pack. Family origin dates back to Donegal, a town in County Donegal, Ireland. Contrary to legend, a Mooney is not descended from any religious icon and is not a prophet.
Amy: "There is no such thing as the perfect guy. I'm sick of guys, and I just want someone who is smart, funny, and a thoroughbred racehorse in bed."

Jen: "Amy, we need to find you a Mooney."
Mooney by Michael O'Neill December 15, 2008

Moonee Ponds 

Moonee Ponds is an exciting and conveniently located suburb just north-west of the city of Melbourne, VIC, Australia.
P1 - "Where do you live?"
P2 - "In an exciting and conveniently located suburb just north-west of the city."
P1 - "So near Moonee Ponds?"
P2 - "Bang on."
Moonee Ponds by Nankers March 21, 2011
When you're a new employee given huge responsabilities on day 1 and not provided any equipment or access to do your job for 2 weeks.
Steve was Moonied like so many before him. Steve had 4 customer meetings handed to him after signing his W4, HR was proactive and emailed him his userID and password and forgot to order his equipment.
Moonied by MicroMo November 5, 2011

Mooneyfucker 

Very similar to Mooneybanger but more extreme. Someone who has no friends at all. Basically a loner.
"I don't even know his name. He must be such a Mooneyfucker."
Mooneyfucker by juluid May 15, 2021

Mooneysucker 

Similar to Mooneybanger but not as extreme. Someone who has friends but their friends probably don't like them or talk about them behind their back.
"Oh yeah they're a Mooneysucker. Their friends hate them."
Mooneysucker by juluid May 15, 2021