Scottish Moon Pie

When a redhead proceeds to bust a fat one inside of his pasty white, eggshell-colored girlfriend.

Can't believe Tyler gave me a scottish moon pie last night. I'm diabetic!

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Kentucky moon pie

When two boys from Kentucky put their assholes together and fart!!

The two boys been making Kentucky moon pies

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You or a close friend hangs ass out of passenger window of moving vehicle.....moons an unsuspecting pedestrian or vehicle while taking a shit.

Dave gave that van a Missouri Moon Pie and now owes me a car wash.

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when you are out in the wilderness and you take a fat shit on someone while in the dark.(only light comes from the moon)

Dude, that alaskan moon pie Collen gave Colton last night was sick!I could smell it in my tent.

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A sex maneuver when you put whipped cream on your asshole and clench and wait for your loved one to lick said butt-cheese off.

Yo did you see that one girl? I would do a Tennessee Moon-pie on her.

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To press your bare ass cheeks against a window, and then shit.

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The process of heating a moon pie and removing the marshmellow using an tool like a straw device and replacing the marshmellow with seimen.

My mom packed me a salty moon pie for lunch today.

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