Mommy

A girl with the hottest tits, tightest ass, and sexiest legs ever that makes your jaw hit the floor.

Hey man, you shoulda seen this mommy that came into work yesterday, I thought I was going to have to buy new pants on the job.

Mommy by j71 July 12, 2009

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Mommy

Whenever you date a woman 5 or more years older than you, you and your friends can refer to her as your mommy.

Look at you dating that mommy. She's gotta be at least 31 years old.

Mommy by mcdisease September 14, 2010

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Mommy

Mia is mommy. Any girl named “Mia” is mommy.

Gosh mommy (Mia) is so hot.

Mommy by ilovemommys April 30, 2021

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Mommy

A woman who looks after the girls and protects them from harm, builds their confidence while teaching the boys how to behave and respect women and themselves.

Not to be confused with an actual mommy, Mommy is a state of being, a protector, a teacher, a spirit guide and a hype woman.

Mommy’s see the best in all and will help those around her find themselves if lost.

Similar to actual Moms, Mommy’s are often overlooked for the work they do and it’s not until later reflection their talents are noted.

Similar to a Daddy they let those around them be themselves in order to thrive.

“I didn’t even realise Sandra was looking out for me the whole time”

“Yeah that’s cause she’s a Mommy”

Mommy by Archery girl April 17, 2023