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Mommy

A girl with the hottest tits, tightest ass, and sexiest legs ever that makes your jaw hit the floor.

Hey man, you shoulda seen this mommy that came into work yesterday, I thought I was going to have to buy new pants on the job.

Mommy by j71 July 12, 2009

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The beating of a mexican's face results in blood pouring from their nose forming a bloody moustache.

Hey man, you shoulda seen the blood all over his face, it was like a dirty sanchez with blood... BLOODY SANCHEZ!

Bloody Sanchez by j71 July 12, 2009