sausage missile 

To sausage missile another person is to gently thrust your pelvic region against their body while walking past. This is best performed in crowded locations like bars. Points are earned based on the location of the missile landing. IE: A hand is worth more than a leg. Catching someone tying their shoe is near priceless.

Mick totally sausage missiled Sarah's hand while walking towards the bathroom.

sausage missile by J-Zahs February 27, 2008

Surface to Air Missile 

Pronunciation: (sur-fis) (too; unstressed too, tuh) (air) (mis-uhl or, especially Brit., -ahyl)

This is the term for when you are sitting on the toilet, and flush it (unknowingly sealing your fate) and the water (usually ice cold) comes up into contact with you. Often times with males, this cold water first comes into contact with the family jewels.

Examples:

Dude, I was taking a nuke hiroshima and got hit with a surface to air missile.

I need a mop to clean the floor because I got hit with a surface to air missile.

Surface to Air Missile by JimmyJacobJoe October 26, 2009

Skin Missile 

A Skin Missile is a euphemism for an erection.

Watching Marie in her cheerleader uniform left me with a raging Skin Missile!

Skin Missile by Mudknuckle Circus December 2, 2013

Scat Missile 

The act of covering one's penis with shit with the sole intention of having another lick all but the tip off, when the male climaxes the semen fires out along with the poop.

Iris enjoyed the taste of the scat missile as she smiled with her Dirty Sanchez.

Scat Missile by MJCM July 23, 2010

scottish missile 

when you dont have sex for a long time and you finally do, your bust is so powerful that it blows the chick away from you.

i scottish missiled her last night

scottish missile by bob family November 26, 2004

stud missile 

To hit someone in the face with your dick.

Dude, you got stud missiled.

stud missile by Richard April 19, 2003

Skud Missile 

Skud missiles are the solid/diarrhea anal rockets that wreak massive havoc on the toilet, leaving trademark skid marks on both the toilet and your ass cheeks. Skud Missiles are dirty and necessitate the sacrifice of many pieces of toilet paper.

Fuck dude, those hot dogs are gonna give me skud missiles.

Skud Missile by Ridiculon July 18, 2007