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Mince Pie 

Very similar to the shocker where two of your fingers enter the vagina of the woman and your pinky enters the anus.
However, once you have pulled out your fingers from both holes and see that your pinky is now covered in faeces you flip your hand 180 degrees anti clockwise and insert your fingers again this time the faeces covered pinky will enter the vagina.
Ellis: bro, I totally gave her the mince pie last night! She wasn’t happy though
Kieran: you’re one dirty fuck you like
Mince Pie by Pervyclown69 April 2, 2020
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mince meat pickle 

mince meat pickle by Kaaaaaa January 7, 2007

mince flicker 

Mince flicking is the process off flicking minge. Or generally operating the female genitalia area.
Old woman: Can you play with my naughty area?

Man: err no... what do you think I am some sort of mince flicker?
Gaming Barnsley slang meaning: Kill them.
Oh poo, bad guys are here... Mince em
mince em by Ultimatedefiance October 7, 2016

Mince pie 

“Love do you fancy a mince pie you dirty bitch
Mince pie by 34dd October 30, 2018

MINCE JAVELIN 

Mans prized meat rod his penis.
Friend: "OI check out the hottie over the road over there"

Me: "I reckon I could throw my MINCE JAVELIN into her meat burrito from here"
MINCE JAVELIN by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS August 31, 2021

Mince-pie Girl 

Blonde girl who looks this up thinking it means anything.
Oh that Emily is such a Mince-pie Girl
Mince-pie Girl by GinsTheBest November 26, 2021