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Leave In Conditioner 

'I was trying to blow a load on her face but she got some Leave In Conditioner too'

Leave-Behind 

When someone "casually" leaves an object or article of clothing in the home of a person they have just randomly slept with - thereby ensuring that they have an excuse to see this person again. Traditionally, the girl who just got slammed leaves her panties behind as a souveneer for the one who pleased her properly. panty,panties, boxers, bra, souveneer, wet panties, panties, her bra's on my ceiling fan now
I had to do another leave behind for Christine this time; because she kept my pajama tops last time as she cooed and said, they "smell like you" (oh yea , , ,).

Donna left her black g-string panties behind at my house, and George thought he should get them because he brought her over ! ! ! - - - ha!

A sweet Leave-Behind for the "Spoiler".

One night, I saw some dainty pink panties and a small bath towel on the sidewalk at Lake George! I think they were either a leave-behind, or a whicked gag.

leave me in your mother 

phrase, origin of which is in Hebrew and now is probably the most popular phrase in Israel. It's equivalent to "leave me alone" but carries a kind of sarcastic meaning. it's usually used when someone proposes to you something and you just refuse because it either doesn't interest you or you just don't care.

Additionally, "In your mother" is short for "Swear in your mother", an Hebrew common to "Swear to god". Two-three decades ago, for example, the common was "swear to your most precious". "Swear to god" is not in use for obvious reasons.
leave me in your mother by avi April 6, 2005

leave the church before the singing begins

When all of a sudden - in the midst of things - she told me she wasn't on the pill, it was clear to me I had to leave the church before the singing begins.

leave the change 

Leaving the dick bag at home before stuffing a broad like a christmas goose; filling shorties like boston cream pie doughnuts
Bro #1: How was it bro? Did you split the check?

Bro #2: Not only did we split the check, but I also got to go back to her crib and leave the change
leave the change by EstebanSXSW March 19, 2010

Leave Request Denied

Leave Request Denied is a term often heard in all branches of the Canadian Forces.

When a request is passed up a military chain of command in order to be given temporary leave or time off from training (typically because of school or if you happen to be a part of the McGill Hybrid Racer Design Team), it goes through several stages.

Several officers may approve the memo on its way up, but as it very often occurs, once the memo has reached the top it will ultimately get denied.

The memo would then be returned to the sender with "request denied" or "leave request denied" written on it.
"I recommend we approve this request due to it being related to school".

"Leave request denied".

FUUUUUUUUUUUU...
Leave Request Denied by Magistrate88 September 23, 2010