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LANDVSCAPE 

What an unoriginal jerk would call his business when the other stupidest name for a landscaping company is already taken.
I need proof of Corp for this vehicle. Shouldn't it be Landscape?
LANDVSCAPE by Baltmann October 27, 2004

Landscapers 

One of a uniquely disturbed group who watches “Barron Landscapes”. A weekly show about current events, magic and rants to the Universe. These “Landscapers” are often referred to as simply “ ‘scapers”
“Alright all you Landscapers, we are about to go live in the studio!”
Landscapers by FaceBooger October 1, 2020
To flash your boobs at someone
“I’m so lucky, sometimes my gf landscapes me with me even asking.”

“In one episode of Community, Britta landscapes Fat Neil in exchange for Hot Chili Pepper tickets.”
Landscape by Scooterthecat December 20, 2023

Landscapers surprise 

The act of a tree industry worker defecating in back of the wood chip truck into the wood chips. Resulting in a poo being left for the unfortunate landscaper who will be spreading the wood chip in a garden.
Hey Jacko, I'm stinging for a shit and we are too far from the nearest toilet. Im just going to leave a landscapers surprise in the truck.
Landscapers surprise by Treetarded February 21, 2025
Landscape is a genre of art that features natural scenery or elements, anywhere from mountains to beaches.
"Because of his love for nature, Bob found himself often creating landscape art.
Landscape by cherryjam44 September 8, 2025

Foresty Landscape 

Ted: Wasnt Susie looking hot tonight?
Bill: Nah...her bikini line needed sorting out, there was a Foresty Landscape going on down there!!
Ted: Nice