jessica simpson 

Probably the hottest fucking chick in the world. She is hot all day even without makeup. Nick is probably the luckiest guy out there. He gets to hit that ass anytime he wants. Hell Yeah.

Kid 1 "Jessica Simpson is so hot!"
Kid 2 "Yeah I know I would fuck that shit all nite long."

jessica simpson by PENIS WRINKLE May 9, 2005

Jessica Simpson 

a famous blonde celebrity who only pretends to be stupid because she's an attention whore

jessica simpson and nick lachey broke up.

Jessica Simpson by kritters January 6, 2008

Jessica Simpson 

Is A beautiful talented woman!

Singing... Acting ( mainly acting stupid on newlyweds)

Jessica Simpson by Lucee August 2, 2004

jessica simpson 

jessica simpson is one of the most beautiful girls ever to grace this earth with her presence. newlyweds on mtv has to be the funniest and most awesome show ever to live. jessica simpson has the most beautiful vioce ever so all you bitches who thinks shes a dumbass your really the dumbases you just think because your ugly and cant sing or get yourself and hott boy/girl means you can go off on a girl who can. so stop being jealous and get some plastic surgery.

jessica simpson is my look a like!

jessica simpson by beautifulme! April 4, 2005

jessica simpson 

The chick on MTV that everyone loves. She's very pretty, isn't a slut, but she annoys me more than Britney Spears ever did (which was a lot). Whether she acts or is dumb isn't an issue, it is stupid and she ain't funny! She is moody as hell, and was stuck up on her faith, but you never see her go to church on the show and I hear her father, (a former baptist preacher) left his church after she became fameous. She also made her husband Nick, formally a devout Catholic (like my self currently), convert! She always has to have it her way and is slowly making her talentless sister Ashlee turn into a lesbo. One more thing, I despise how she ruins classics.

I refused to watch the holiday special w/ my girlfiend b/c on the preview for it I saw her doing the scene from A Christmas Story where the tongue gets stuck to the flag pole. HOW DARE SHE BUTCHER SUCH A CLASSIC????!!!!

jessica simpson by Steve January 27, 2005

Jessica Simpson 

A woman who's dumber than and makes millions by being stupid. Has nice

I love ProActive because... It WORKED for me!
-Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson by Tereth February 21, 2005

jessica simpson 

A person who has an IQ of -123 and who looks upto her sister and is so dumb that she married Nick and stayed with him. He secretly cheats on her with me!!

She's a jessica simpson

jessica simpson by Kaleema February 28, 2005