Homer Simpson Glue Money 

Having so much money you can spend it on extremely frivolous items. In reference to a 2 centimeter bulb of dried glue that sold on eBay for $237,000 because it looked like Homer Simpson.

Why is the thermostat set at 70? What kinda cash do you kids think I make, Homer Simpson Glue Money?

Look at those rims! That Lil' Wayne must be making Homer Simpson Glue Money!

Homer Simpson Glue Money by Kurogane83 March 13, 2012

Homer Simpson effect

When bad situations seem alright, because the person is so stupid they don't realize the consequences or degree of shittyness... just like Homer Simpson.

Just go see the Simpsons movie.

Broke, shit job, girlfriend gone, car towed, getting evicted and still cool with the situation. If you also failed grade 9, you may be suffering from the Homer Simpson effect.

Homer Simpson effect by Sydney Len May 27, 2008

Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

You normally say this when you're running out of things to say or saw this happen. Use this word sparingly, it could get boring very quickly. If you ever get a chance to use this word, sent it to somebody without context.

You: Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass

Your friend: LMAO WHAT

Homer Simpson just ate a porcupine ass by Zelda_. April 15, 2020

Homer Simpson Syndrome 

When a wife consciously or subconsciously considers her husband stupid, or oafish. She does not respect her husband. She lacks faith in her husband's ability to lead. It can be brought on by financial hardships, infedelity, the opinions of others outside the marriage, and western culture among other things and can be present prior to marriage. Occasionally, it is laying dormant from prior relationships.
Symtoms include:

Disagreement with any point the husband brings up whether it be for future plans, current events or general opinion on any given subject without logical counterpoint.

Vague answers to questions where the answer is obvious are rendered simply to be in disagreement.

Public acts of insubordination.
Belligerent verbal or physical assaults.

The therapist told her that she had developed a severe case of Homer Simpson Syndrome after her husband lost his job.

Homer Simpson Syndrome by CYLAIS September 17, 2023

Homer Simpson Boat Draw 

A deceptive sweepstakes to entrap those of below average intelligence by offering an otherwise unobtainable redneck bucket list prize.

They arrested my cousin at a Homer Simpson Boat Draw

Homer Simpson Boat Draw by Claymationdude June 14, 2017

Homer Simpson Tan

Since 2020 it is a thing caused by being out in the sun too long wearing a mask to protect from Covid 19. Basically the area around the mouth an nose stays white and pasty, giving the appearance of the well known character from The Simpsons' facial features.

Been out in the sun too long today have we? That mask has given you the Homer Simpson Tan look hasn't it?

Homer Simpson Tan by KavMan January 8, 2022

The Homer Simpson 

When you double handed choke a girl while having sex in missionary so it resembles homer strangling bart

Last night got naughty, I gave her the homer Simpson while I ploughed through her in the hotel bed.

The Homer Simpson by The ibiza choker September 28, 2019