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cold headache

Also known as a brain freeze. When your head becomes cold from eating cold foods or drinks.
Rylan: I have a cold headache!
Sam: Me too!
cold headache by pillow1255 April 14, 2020

headcheese 

The cheesy residue that accumulates underneath the foreskin of an uncircumcized man's penis.
I was about to give him a blowjob but the smell of his headcheese made me want to gag.
headcheese by Calixity August 25, 2005

sausage headache 

n. A headache acquired after eating some form of cooked food particularly fast.
I have such a massive sausage headache after eating all that chicken earlier.
sausage headache by stevedavejohn September 30, 2010

headache 

An old, cliched excuse that a woman comes up with when she doesn't feel like having sex.
I desparately wanted a blowjob from my girlfriend, but she said she had a headache, so I put powdered aspirin on my dick just to prove that I really needed her to release the building pressure in my balls.
headache by urban pervert December 9, 2003

Math Headache

The painful headache you get when you are working on math for too long. Usually occurs while cramming before a test, making up half a semester's worth the homework or can also occur while completing a BYU online math course.
I've been working on the BYU course now for three hours straight. What has algebra done for me besides give me a massive math headache?
Math Headache by Coffee92 April 25, 2010

Facebook Headache 

When Facebook gives you a headache that only goes away when you close the browser/screen.
"All these game requests on my news feed are giving me a Facebook Headache."