jack-hammered

To be intoxicated to a level where all abilities to make rational decisions become impossible.

Matt was so jack-hammered, he did not realize the girl he slept with was 300 pounds.

jack-hammered by High Profile December 17, 2006

hammered dog shit 

The way one appears after a rough night of anything.

Man, you must have really tossed back some whiskey last night because you look like hammered dog shit.

hammered dog shit by Dave McVicker April 27, 2006

Hammered 

drunk off ur ass

Dude, he's way hammered

Hammered by Shana Morro March 25, 2003

Hammered Drunk 

When you get past being drunk drunk, you´re hammered Drunk. Hammered drunk is drunk X drunk when vision is extremly blurry and you wake up saying "damn, i dont remember shiiiiiiit"

"I´m in the front row, and i´m Hammered drunk right..."

Hammered Drunk by Rabanova December 27, 2009

hammered ass 

Less than acceptable, unattractive. Unsatisfactory.

That broad's face looks like hammered ass.
The casserole you made tastes like hammered ass

hammered ass by Zorgo September 12, 2005

Hammered Beef 

Genitals that are sore and swollen from excessive sexual activity or masturbation.

We was down all night. No sleep and now I got hammered beef today. Sore ass dick.

She walking funny today with that hammered beef. Them curtains are raw.

After edging myself 10 hours to every kind of porn imaginable I blew my ropes and put some ice on my hammered beef.

Hammered Beef by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

NyQuil Hammered 

A NyQuil induced state of drowsiness.

That guy was so NyQuil hammered, he fell out his 2nd story window.

NyQuil Hammered by meow!456 October 3, 2011