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guilty gear by El_Scorcho August 28, 2003
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guilty conscience
When someone is so defensive about something being true/false, that it is obvious that they want the opposite.
Dan: LOL you have a crush on Kyle, don't you Erica?
Erica: NO! What are you talking about! That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard! Kyle is the last person i would ever like, EVER! He is definitely NOT the cutest boy I have seen in my life, and I definitely do NOT want him in my pants!
Dan: Tsk Tsk *waves finger*. does someone have a guilty conscience?
Erica: NO! What are you talking about! That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard! Kyle is the last person i would ever like, EVER! He is definitely NOT the cutest boy I have seen in my life, and I definitely do NOT want him in my pants!
Dan: Tsk Tsk *waves finger*. does someone have a guilty conscience?
guilty conscience by Lateonalto February 17, 2009
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Guilty Turd
Using the toilet at a private residence during a party, function or gathering in which the smell will induce guilt and/or remorse in the creator out of fear that other guests may notice.
We rushed out of the house so quickly I didn't have time to use the restroom. I guess I'll just have to drop a guilty turd when we get the Gleeson's dinner party.
Guilty Turd by UnclePapi March 14, 2007
Guilty Hamster
The sexual act of placing a dead rodent in a condom, freezing for 3 hours, and inserting into the rectum (Usually male). Most often used in fraternities and other college parties. Very similar to the Alaskan Pipeline.
Larry: Mike, do you have any dead hamsters laying around?
Mike: Of course, my friend, why?
Larry: Do you want a 'Guilty Hamster?'
Mike: Certainly!
Mike: Of course, my friend, why?
Larry: Do you want a 'Guilty Hamster?'
Mike: Certainly!
Guilty Hamster by JaLiv6 December 31, 2010
guilty gomez
almost exactly the same as a dirty sanchez, but instead of leaving a mustache on the partner you smudge a tear drop mark under their eye.
i think you have some mascara smudged on your face
aw shit, i thought i got that damn guilty gomez off my face!
aw shit, i thought i got that damn guilty gomez off my face!
guilty gomez by ggbinks July 27, 2010
guilty boner
When you cant get a boner at other girls at a party because your penis feels guilty about your girlfriend.
"Dude, that girl in the skirt is so hot, I'd bang her"
"I wish I could, but I have a guilty boner"
"Sorry bro"
"I wish I could, but I have a guilty boner"
"Sorry bro"
guilty boner by Rainbowsandponies February 12, 2014
guilty conscience
1 - when you have a lil feeling nagging in your head telling you to do or not to do something
2 - an awesome song my eMINEm as SarahMarie would say
2 - an awesome song my eMINEm as SarahMarie would say
1 - Ah my conscience is acting like my damn Mom
2 - Meet Grady, a 29 year old construction worker. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
2 - "Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?"
"What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!?"
2 - Meet Grady, a 29 year old construction worker. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
2 - "Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?"
"What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!?"
guilty conscience by *MICHI* August 13, 2003