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Grumbleweed 

The various nefarious adult publications found ripped up underneath bushes/hedges at bus stops and public conveniences etc. (Pregnant Asian Babes, Razzle, Hairy & German)

Named after the hugely popular 5 piece comedy showband of the 1960's onwards.
'I alighted the bus to discover a small pile of disgarded grumbleweed on the roadside. Not only had the vibration of the bus journey aroused me, It now seemed that the aforementioned publication had provoked a small droplet of sperm to emit from my bell end'.
Grumbleweed by Phillip Cluskey June 10, 2005

Grumbleye 

Upon waking in the morning feeling grumpy and having sleep in your eye annoys you even more.

Can be used for your misses when she is on the rag.
Jim: Why is she being such a cow?
James: It's that time of the month...grumbleye
Grumbleye by FlumpyChumper January 11, 2010

greasy grumbler 

a crude term for female genitals when either unclean or aroused.
p1:dude
p2:what?
p1:yo mommas got one heck of a greasy grumbler!
p2:shit man.
greasy grumbler by curry.8 May 13, 2009

GrumbleBunnies 

A term used when fustrated at a situation or person.
(You are at work and you are already in a bad mood when your boss hands you more work to be done ASAP)

"Oh grumblebunnies!"
GrumbleBunnies by LuxyLyx November 8, 2004

grumblepuckey 

an expression of defeat or frustration used especially when watching NFL Football on Sundays and being deep into the sauce.
GRUMBLEPUCKEY!!! the bills just beat the dolphins on the last play of the game to eliminate them from the playoffs!!!
grumblepuckey by jesjls August 6, 2007
A Person who does nothing but complain about everything and anything around them. They are usu. male and over the age of 55, they tend to have short tempers and rarely if ever smile
Peter is a frequent grumbler, He hates anything that isnt him.
Grumbler by Pol Pothead August 18, 2012