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Free Range Human 

A person able to move their limbs freely, to walk about their beloved cities, towns, beaches and parks. A person looking forward to same, if and when the coronavirus pandemic ends.
After days of forced isolation in his minuscule New York apartment, able to touch all four walls at once, he yearned to open the door, to hit the street, to walk, to run, to be a free range human.

Free-range-Human 

A person who has a lifestyle where they wander travel explorer and experience different walks of life.
John is a free-range-human he goes where Spirit takes him.

free range crotch grazer 

One who enjoys casually devouring pussy with no consideration for their satisfaction, only enough to satisfy they're own cravings.
Dude, my buddy loves to hook up with random women and eat their pussy, but he never cares to finish them off, he just likes to sample.....he's a total free range crotch grazer.

Free range Karen 

When Karen is on the loose ready to strike .

Karen is traveling and ready to get angry at anybody in her path.

She is free range care and shopping getting angry with the help.
Free range Karen is unleashed and unhinged.
I feel sorry for the people at the resort she is a free range Karen.

Watch out free range Karen is on vacation.

free range masturbation 

The accomplishment that comes with masturbating in many locations and positions
My wife left for her family trip so I took up free range masturbation around the house.

Free Range Chicken

A girl without a boyfriend. One who is not tied down
Friend: Are you taking her down?
Me: Nah I think she's got a boyfriend
Friend: No bro I heard they broke up, she's a Free Range Chicken
Me: Damn Im taking that down
Free Range Chicken by rr12 May 1, 2023