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You Shave It I Eat It by Always Shave It September 19, 2011
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Have your cake and eat it too
When someone wants all of the benefits of a relationship without the commitment. Typically used when seeking sexual favors
Billy has been trying to get with Sally for the past few months, but she won’t sleep with him unless they’re in a relationship. She told him, “ you can’t have your cake and eat it too”
Have your cake and eat it too by Brownedbanana May 7, 2020
"you can't have your cake and eat it too"
"you can't have your cake and eat it too" trying to hold onto something - an uncut cake - while enjoying eating it.
"you can't have your cake and eat it too" by labkat January 12, 2009
Have your cock and eat it too.
The far-less-euphamistic version of "have your cake and eat it too;" An idiomatic figure of speech used to connote the idea of consuming a highly desired thing whilst managing to preserve it. This may also indicate having or wanting more than one can handle or deserve, or trying to have two incompatible things.
John: "I work at a law firm so I can make lots of money and get hot women, but then I work at a law firm, so I have no time to actually go out and find hot women."
Trisha: "You can't have your cock and eat it too."
John: "Don't you mean cake?"
Trisha: "Do I look like I eat cake?"
Trisha: "You can't have your cock and eat it too."
John: "Don't you mean cake?"
Trisha: "Do I look like I eat cake?"
Have your cock and eat it too. by The Mighty Meme March 20, 2012
You can't have your pussy and eat it too
A dirtier, less known expression that mean's the same as "you can't have your cake and eat it, too."
In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.
In other words, you can't have everything you want. You get one thing, but you may not get the other.
Joe: Did you hear that Mike slept with Kelly?
Sam: Yea.
Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.
Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"
Sam: Yea.
Joe: But she won't be his girlfriend.
Sam: "You can't have your pussy and eat it too"
You can't have your pussy and eat it too by Russessabagina December 15, 2009
I want to have my cake and eat it too.
When you have exactly what you want in terms of a relationship with one person. Yet you find yourself wanting that little extra something from another.
Just like wanting to be with two people.
Just like wanting to be with two people.
Tiger Woods response to the media after they found out about all of his affairs, "To the public I'm sorry, but you know I, just like most men, I want to have my cake and eat it too."
I want to have my cake and eat it too. by The Cake. July 20, 2011
if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️
if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️ by cyyfii December 1, 2021