Dense cabbage 

A dense cabbage is a sucky person that sucks at life.

Why are you such a dense cabbage bitch?

Dense cabbage by ya I know March 10, 2019

dense cunt 

An Australian insult that adds description to cunt.

Shut the fuck up, ya dense cunt

dense cunt by bobbybobson68 September 22, 2019

Dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden 

What Shrek screams at donkey out of vexation when Shrek explained to him that ogres are like onions, but donkey kept blabbering on about cakes and parfait.

For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.

Dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden by UltimateDoge June 24, 2021

Dense Cabbage 

What you call someone after you correct them

"5 + 5 is like 8 or something so-"
"5 + 5 is 10 you dense cabbage!"

Dense Cabbage by Dinfindandong March 3, 2022

Dense yet Flakey 

Adjective: The term used to describe an unintelligent individual who atleast seems interesting but cam never follow through with plans.

Person 1: "hey maybe we should hang with John this weekend"

Person 2: " nah he's dense yet flakey"

Person 1: "oh truuu"

Dense yet Flakey by 50ShadesOfPale May 23, 2015

Dense Dump 

A turd so dense it sinks and disappears into the toilet.

I just took a dense dump; didn't even have to flush.

Dense Dump by Captain Shatton Spatapon December 2, 2013

Dense Breast 

Like bags of sand. Often mistaken for implants, even on close inspection. The bane of mamographers everywhere.

Break out the MRI, we've got a real dense breast here.

Dense Breast by flippant_gibberish October 27, 2016