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cumderwear 

cumderwear is the nickname for old, dirty underwear. the name was established due to the fact that many people liked to jack off into old pairs, as it was easy to clean up the cum. but cumderewear is not just a word that describes using underwear for masturbation. it can refer to a ripped pair, a worn out pair, or a pair that was stained by a peeing/pooping accident.
whenever i'm looking at porn on the computer, i put on a pair of old cumderwear and jack away.

i had to throw away that old pair of cumderwear after the hole got too big.
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Cordellarize 

the art of extending your lunch hour by bringing in all of the ingredients of lunch, then spending half an hour making a sandwich. you then go out to the pub for an hour on the basis that you haven't been out to lunch yet
"Johns in the kitchen Preparing some sandwiches" "then I guess he's trying to cordellarize an extra half hour lunch"
Cordellarize by St1ckky December 30, 2008
A Sarcastic Motherfucker who hate people and can be controversial
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Cardea by Malakai_Black February 5, 2022

Crude Brew 

A substance that contains 2 or more liquids that is unauthorized that is illegally brewed and is not processed.
Crude Brew is a common sight at our table

Serial Carder 

A serial carder is known to prey on virgins who are typically 'late' to lose their virginity. These girls are most often fresh out of high school and tend to be the last of their friends to be v-carded. The serial carder swoops in and tells these young girls anything and everything they want to hear in hopes of nailing a virgin. After swiping her v-card, the serial carder milks the situation to his advantage until the young girl is no longer young, at which point, he moves on to the next virgin.
Connie: OMG I finally had sex with Jarret! He told me he loves me! I think he might be the one!

Susie: Connie, your boyfriend is a serial carder. Not only is he going to dump you, but he already told me he wants to pop my cherry on prom night...
Serial Carder by SNICKAPIE January 24, 2010

Yellow carded 

Being sent outside from a bar or club by bouncers, to cool down for a few minutes. similar to recieving a Yellow card in Rugby where a player has to sit in the sin bin for 10minutes.
Ben totally got yellow carded last night at nubar, he sat outside for half an hour.
Yellow carded by bvolschenk October 21, 2012