Lindsey Graham Cracker

1. (Verb) To give an misogynistic, borderline-hysterical political performance for the benefit of a legislative body and/or a well-connected sexual predator.

2. (Noun) A sniveling, closeted Republican hack from South Carolina.

1. "Jerry's speech at the town meeting sure was over-the-top -- what kind of a person argues AGAINST 18 U.S.C. § 2250 (Failure to register)? Someone there should tell him there's no point in Lindsey Graham Cracker-ing federal law!"

2. New cadets at the Citadel beware: often, older men claiming to offer "special mentorship" and invitations off campus to drink mint juleps are nothing more than Lindsey Graham Crackers lying in wait.

Lindsey Graham Cracker by Public Publius October 11, 2018

Lindsey Graham Cracker

Senator Lindsey Graham’s new nickname after the Kavanaugh debacle.

That good ol’ Confederate white boy, Lindsey Graham Cracker, will have his ass voted straight out of the Senate at the next election.

Lindsey Graham Cracker by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2018

cracked out Sunday 

The Sunday after partying hard and being out all night, usually after using ecstasy. Characterized by not being able to sleep but being very tired, feeling very spaced out or skitzy, and generally feeling like shit.

Let's go to Jon's for cracked out Sunday, he has the star machine and blunts.

cracked out Sunday by awsookehsookeh June 21, 2010

christ onna cracker

christ onna cracker (Adverb): an expression of supreme condemnation of the act of another; a denouncement; a castigation

Christ onna cracker, locking yourself out of the house twice in one day is fucking brainless.

christ onna cracker by Pinkie_Flamingo March 21, 2011

Cracker Crew 

A group of socially awkward white kids.

Person 1: Hey Look at all those white kids!
Person 2: Yea its a Cracker Crew.

Cracker Crew by Cracker Crew Scrub July 24, 2016

Cracked crackers 

I had to go open my big beak!

Person 1: Maybe the whale will giggle us out if we tickle the roof of his mouth!
Person 2: Good idea. But what can we use to tickle him?
Person 1: smug
Person 2: Cracked crackers! I had to go open my big beak!

Cracked crackers by Delete this account now June 4, 2023

super crackerhead 

the extreme form of a regular cracker this is formally known as a super cracker

that cracker gone super cracker ,ole cracker over there is a super cracker, people who have their hats bent into the shape of a cup and has it laying on their head with a gold fishhook this is the #1 form of a super crackerhead and has a dip ring on there back pocket with a spit bottle and in the other pocket is mountain dew and wears wellington boots formally known as jackie ray boots the capital of supercracker is DANVILLE,Va

super crackerhead by notasupercrackerhead 420 December 6, 2012