calm the fuck down 

Some thing that about 98% of people should do.

Christina, calm the fuck down

calm the fuck down by mAGIK bUS June 13, 2005

calm the fuck down 

Used when someone is asking too many things at once.
It is used when you are trying to get the first task done and received many more in rapid succession.

Aqil: Make sure /etc/resolv.conf is up to date
Paul: On it
Aqil: Here's another task; reinstall the OS on the new servers
Paul: Will do
Aqil: Here's another task; upgrade the SAN
Paul: Ok CALM THE FUCK DOWN

calm the fuck down by apxcirrus September 12, 2013

calm the dick down 

Another interesting way to tell someone to calm down.

Tom: "I just got a new bike!"

Dave: "Tom calm the dick down for fuck sakes"

calm the dick down by kneegrow123 May 12, 2014

Calm a llama down 

asking somebody to calm down during their moment of hysteria. Aimed towards someone who is getting upset over a minor issue.

Jont'e: Play chess with me.
Me: I will, but my screen in frozen. Give me two minutes.

Jont'e: No, I won't give you two minutes.

Me: Calm a llama down, I'll be right with you!

Calm a llama down by ms.thugnificent May 14, 2010

calm your willy down 

to stop getting so excited/stressed

Being ever so thankful for the offer of help to fix the car he was told to "calm your willy down!"

calm your willy down by makurious December 1, 2009

calm the fuck down cujo

When someone is so mad , for no rational reason.

Hey man I'm pissed Debbie is dating Ray, she knows his brothers friend and I are friends!!!
Calm the fuck down Cujo

calm the fuck down cujo by C. Jack. Forrester February 13, 2017

Calm this mood down 

When you are crushing hard on someone who just gives you enough of their attention to keep it up.

No one but him is gonna calm this mood down.

Calm this mood down by Billy-Soo September 18, 2019