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saved my buttons

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Slang for saving and/or helping someone in a situation such as avoiding stalkers or carrying someone out of a burning building. Most commonly used as a term for those who manage to keep the buttons on a jacket from receiving much stress.
Dude 1: I'm gonna sit down
Dude 2: Unbutton your jacket! Keeping it buttoned and sitting down could strech them out!
Dude 1: thanks man! You saved my buttons!
by furbyarmy July 23, 2010
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Loosen up my buttons

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An "ebonics" term reffering to taking one's clothes off in preparation for "explicit activities".
Hey Chimp, loosen up my buttons. *provocative wink*
by David "Can Do" Kennedy July 14, 2006
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To fix a smart phone, computer or television by randomly or semi-randomly pushing buttons and tapping icons until it begins working correctly again.
"OMG! How did you get my phone to start working right again?" "I just started punching buttons like a drunk monkey."
by Don Heflin March 22, 2022
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Cummy Buttons

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Cummy buttons is when you sit or lie down on your back, penis pointing towards the ceiling, blood flow - check. Pressure - check. Use an overhand grip to firmly grasp your man organ. Make handjob. Once your dick is about to vomit aim at your belly McButton. Proceed in shooting your butter in your McButton. If your belly McButton looks like a small cup of half an half, you will have just succeeded in playing a game of cummy buttons.
I lied down on my back, penis pointing towards the ceiling, blood flow - check. Pressure - check. I used an overhand grip and firmly grasped my man organ. Made handjob. Once my dick was about to vomit I aimed at my belly McButton. I proceeded in shooting my butter into my McButton. My belly McButton looked like a small cup of half an half, I had succeeded in playing a game of cummy buttons.
by Pud Puddy June 30, 2017
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Stubby Buttons

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One man with a largely protruding outtie. Another with a normal size innie. They live in Colorado. They meet in college. They fall in love. They exhibit their love by inserting the outie in the innie creating a connection that will last through all eternities... This story will never end...
Oh Stubby Buttons, you two are so cute together.
by B.O'B February 23, 2011
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heat my buttons

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1. Something or someone that gets you all fired up inside and makes you tingly all over in a pleasant manner.
2. Something or someone that literally "heats your buttons."
1. My gawd, it really heats my buttons when Larry nibbles my knees.
2. What the hell you heating my buttons for!?
by Croquet May 3, 2005
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