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The word blarg has no concrete or absolute meaning. Its meaning is derived all from how you say it and in what mood you say it. If you say it depressedly in a low, melancholy tone, it is synonymous with a sigh or expression of sadness. If it's said in an apathetic tone, it means you're in a state of ennui. If you say it in a rageful voice, it is an expletive, etc. etc.
After setting yourself on fire: BLARG!!!

Bored: Blarg. (said in soft, monotone)

Pissed: BLAAAARG!!!!

Elated: Blarg! (In happy voice)
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A word used when there is nothing else to say. It is a random word but can be used as often as you would like. It defines randomness and can be used during awkward moments. It can also be used as people who say random words at times or just people who are random in general which are known as blargers.
Julia continues to say playground out of nowhere all the time, she's a blarger.

*awkward silence* "BLARG!", Sharon yelled.
Blarg by Blarg Lovers April 21, 2011

barge ass 

the large, plump and rather gigantic behind a woman tries to conceal by wearing dresses in the thinly veiled disguise that it is sexy or womanly to do so
head . . . why are you wearing a tent on your bargeass . . . oh sorry it's to balance out your large fucking melon on top of your shoulders
barge ass by paul May 6, 2004

Blargen Fedibble Mechech 

A word that means absolutely nothing and is used by all to show surprise or anger, or essentially any other emotion there possibly could be. By the way it sounds it is commonly thought of as speaking JEW.....but its not... although it is possible that it is hungarian...
Sam: BLARGEN FEDIBBLE MECHECH!!!
Ryan: Stop speaking JEW!
Blargey is an extension of 'Blarg'. Blarg is a word which is used to fill a gap in a sentence, Blargey is mostly used to describe how you are feeling at that time when no real emotion seems to fit how you feel. However Blargey can be used to describe an object of which you can find no emotion to best express how you feel about it.
Hey dude, how you feelin after what happened last night? Uh I feel um uh... Blargey.

Look look at that messed up sign...
Blargey.
Blargey by Ace451 November 25, 2009
'Blarens' is slang for 'blatantly'. It is often used for speed, despite the fact it is only one syllable shorter than the original word. It is also used to add to an edgy image to an otherwise deeply uncool person.
"They're blarens gonna win now!"
"My choonz are better than yours, blarens!"
blarens by Not Kylie Minogue September 3, 2006

blarghenheimer 

to put things under yur nutsack
dude ii blarghenheimered that weed
blarghenheimer by iimfly4awhiteguy February 20, 2009