ball up top 

When faced with a difficult or emotionally charged situation, "ball up top" is used to keep composure and handle the problem with a calm, controlled demeanor.

In September 2024, X user @kfmsr discovered he was not the parent of his alleged child. He responded to this statement with a calm demeanor, retweeting "She ain't mine. Ball up top 🚶🏿 ♂️".

I found out my long-distance girlfriend was not taking 'night shifts' at her job. Ball up top.

ball up top by lilwizardry September 14, 2024

Ball up top 

“Ball up top” is a saying in pickup basketball that means the ball is returned to the top of the key and alerts players that the next point is starting.

Often used to indicate that one is moving on.

Just found out my daughter ain't mine. Ball up top🚶🏿 ♂️

Ball up top by maximi September 14, 2024

Ball up top 

Ball up top like in basketball when you check the ball at the top of the key to reset play. Represents a moment to pause and reset, like hitting the reset button in life. It's when you take a step back to reassess and refocus before moving forward.

Jake and his girl keep arguing. Ball up top. He takes a step back, cools off, figures out what’s real, then comes back smooth and locked in.

Ball up top by checkball March 9, 2025

Ball Up Top

When you stand your ground or one up someone. If they doubt you, you end up achieving your goal.

“Seahawks are going to lose next week, I know it”
“I don’t know about that, ball up top baby”

Ball Up Top by BallUpTopOffical December 20, 2025

Wake Up Ball 

Interrupting a loved one's slumber with the sudden placement of one's testicles into their mouth.

A combination of the teabag with the alarm cock method.

"There's nothing quite like a saggy-scrotumed Wake Up Ball to start the day off right!"

"Here's your 2am Wake Up Ball, you nut-gargling whore!"

"Got any tic tacs? This morning's Wake Up Ball wasn't exactly minty fresh."

Wake Up Ball by Mr. Softey January 23, 2009

ball it up 

To wreck your ride, especially when off-roading.
To literally roll your 4x4 into a ball.

"That dude took his brand new Jeep down the Hammers and really balled it up"
"Man, don't take the red trail or you will ball it up for sure!"

ball it up by Goat Rider April 25, 2016

Ball'd Up

Gaining the necessary confidence in yourself to change a situation.

Guy #1: Did you hear about Dave's divorce?
Guy #2: Yeah I heard. Guess he finally Ball'd Up enough to tell her what was on his mind.

Ball'd Up by mosimu5 June 19, 2013