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vintage balderdash 

(noun) An erroneous concept conceived to imply that winners like Charlie Sheen actually have issues. Jealous losers, such as Chuck Lorre and Brooke Mueller exploit winners for their own personal gain, thus creating false impressions that result in vintage balderdash.
“I don’t believe myself to be an addict. I really don’t. I think that I just ignore or smash or finally dismiss a model that I think is rooted in vintage balderdash, you know? For lack of a better word.” -Charlie Sheen
vintage balderdash by Catmailer March 18, 2011
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Hornier than a 4-balled tomcat 

Used to describe someone who is VERY horny.
I haven't had sex in over a month and I'm hornier than a 4-balled tomcat.

DVR blue-balled 

When your DVR'ed program leaves you hanging because you had it set from the top of one hour to the next, except the program actually ran one minute over, leaving you without a clue as to what happened at the end. This is particularly frustrating when you DVR a series finale.
I have no freaking clue what happened on the final episode of Nip/Tuck because I set the DVR to record from 9-10:00pm, but it didn't really end until 10:01pm. Can someone please tell me what the hell happened at the airport since I got DVR blue-balled??!?!??
DVR blue-balled by Tina1848 July 20, 2010

8-Balled 

Sending someone an 8-Ball iMessage game during a conversation to indicate you do not want to speak with them. If sent over text then a few idiots may construe this as a show of friendship. If sent over snap there is no reason for you to try and salvage anything. They don't want to talk to you. Move on.
My ex texted me so I 8-Balled him but his dumbass played me back. What a fucking idiot.
8-Balled by TheBiggestBoiNav June 3, 2020

Baldemar 

OMG! Did you see him? He is SO baldemar!!
Baldemar by OMGWTFSTFU December 22, 2008

de-balled 

losing ones scrotum in an unmanly act or physical violence.
matt got de-balled by a ferocious dodgeball to the groin
de-balled by The Dancing Man October 27, 2006