Qwonk Bakery 

An ass bakery filled with huge amounts of cookies containing gallons of horse semen and Qwonk semen. World of Warcraft, VRChat, and Runescape players alike are joining together to eat at the ass bakery of Qwonk. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the really famous VRChat player).

Person 1: Yo! You want a Qwonk cookie from the Qwonk bakery?

Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery!

Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!

Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now!

Qwonk Bakery by Lipcose July 15, 2018

urban bakery 

Sweet ass store in winnipeg, best bongs in toooown

LEt us go to urban bakery to pick up some shwag

urban bakery by Mary Jane! May 17, 2006

Dutch Bakery 

When 2 or more people (or animals, if you roll that way) fart underneath a blanket (dutch oven) in a room with all windows, doors, or any other openings have been closed causing the gas to hover and linger.

I went into my parents room to see if they had extra toothpaste last night when I found myself walking right into a dutch bakery.

Dutch Bakery by Schmillerton January 11, 2013

Dutch Bakery 

An intense variation of Dutch Oven, where one "bakes" their flatulence under the blankets, whilst having an electric blanket turned on. The heat of the electric blanket warms the stink cloud and it's smell and flavour is so intense it can cause severe vommiting or divorce.

BAZ: "Im going to jail for attempted murder. ): "

KAZ: "WTFSTFUGTFO!?"

BAZ: "I ripped the Dutch Bakery on my wife and now she cant see colours."

Dutch Bakery by chonbrother July 5, 2010

Sugar nut toe bakery 

a bakery full of sugar glazed donuts with nut and toe jelly or when someone doesn’t wash their toes and they get “narsty”

“You are smelling like a sugar nut toe bakery!! Shut up!!”
“that h*e gave me a sugar nut toe bakery and it was the best I’ve ever had!”
“Stop acting like a sugar nut toe bakery”

Sugar nut toe bakery by Skrttoesfordinner May 17, 2020

Schweizer Bakery 

The Schweizer Bakery is similar to a dutch oven. It is the act of farting in a car and then immediately stepping out and closing the door, trapping the other occupants of the vehicle in with your ass gas. This is most effective when you're stopping somewhere briefly, i.e. a store, to run in briefly while others are inclined to wait in the car.

Dave pulled into the quicky mark to buy a slurpee. His girlfriend said she would wait in the car--and he totally trapped her in the Schweizer Bakery!

Schweizer Bakery by tacotuesdays3 March 27, 2009

boston bakery 

When a girl is giving you a blow job under the blanket and you fart, trapping her and forcing her to smell the wonderful scents of your ass.

My girl went to the Boston Bakery for the first time last night.

boston bakery by sixth85 November 16, 2006