pace abuser
pace abuser by garethbalegolf March 8, 2023
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Maggot Abuser
Someone whom totures maggots and/or brutally murders them. Most Maggot Abusers brutally murder maggots, crush their bodies, and turn them into glitter/sparkles. Typically, they do this because they are grossed out that they are larva of flies but maggots help the environment.
Maggot Abuser by CarterSmith September 13, 2023
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amuser • Amuserer • Amuse-douche • abuser • amuse-bouche • Ambuser • Amuse • Amusement-itis • Amusement park • Amusey
Cat Abuser
Someone whom totures and/or brutally murders an species named "Felis Catus" (Cat for short)
Usually done by Dog People, who think that dogs are better and that cats don't mean anything to the world.
Sometimes, Cat Abuse is done to get internet clout and/or to exploit cats for money.
Usually done by Dog People, who think that dogs are better and that cats don't mean anything to the world.
Sometimes, Cat Abuse is done to get internet clout and/or to exploit cats for money.
Cat Abuser by CarterSmith September 13, 2023
amuse-bouche
1. a small appetizer meant to tease the palate before the meal
2. a small amount of sex ("amuse the bush") at the start of the day that is not enough to satisfy but to tease before the main course later in the day
2. a small amount of sex ("amuse the bush") at the start of the day that is not enough to satisfy but to tease before the main course later in the day
1. "The crostini with pan-seared fois gras was a delightful amuse-bouche."
2. "Yep, I woke up at 7 but had to leave the house at 7:15 so we had a 5 minute amuse-bouche before showering and going to work- can't wait for the main course."
2. "Yep, I woke up at 7 but had to leave the house at 7:15 so we had a 5 minute amuse-bouche before showering and going to work- can't wait for the main course."
amuse-bouche by DJJC October 24, 2007
animal abuser
A sad condition that occurs after pissing off your wife or girlfriend really bad! Case studies show men are most likely to commit animal abuse soon after the "you're cut off" time begins. Effects seems to be acutely focused. Men routinely catagorize themselves in several specific groups. These men are engaging in acts of Spanking The Monkey, Choking The Chicken, Whacking The Weasel, Flogging the Dolphin, and new recent reports demonstrate cross species abuse. Some have now begun to Beat One Eyed Willy, until he finally gets mad and spits on them.
(caller to friend) Dude! I forgot our anniversary ... ... ... again! Third time! What am I going to do?
(friend) ... ... ... ... um, ... ... ... um, ... ...
(caller to friend) Do you have a chicken, or any Sea Monkeys?
(friend) -long pause- Um, Willy want's to know if your OK?
(caller to friend) ... No ... I've become an animal abuser!
(friend) -muffled voice- Willy ... He wants to talk to you.
(friend) ... ... ... ... um, ... ... ... um, ... ...
(caller to friend) Do you have a chicken, or any Sea Monkeys?
(friend) -long pause- Um, Willy want's to know if your OK?
(caller to friend) ... No ... I've become an animal abuser!
(friend) -muffled voice- Willy ... He wants to talk to you.
animal abuser by LayItOnYou March 20, 2007
link abuser
A person that sends an excessive daily amount of hyperlinks to his buddies via instant message and/or email. Most link abusers don't have the best sense of humor and send you mindless, time-wasting crap.
Duder 1: "OMG! You have to check this out dude! So funny!"
Duder 2: "Dude fuck your links! If this is another Lolcat I'm gonna be pissed.......damn you! You're such a link abuser. You're cut off from sending me links son!"
Duder 1: "Don't lie. You love my links."
Duder 2: "Dude fuck your links! If this is another Lolcat I'm gonna be pissed.......damn you! You're such a link abuser. You're cut off from sending me links son!"
Duder 1: "Don't lie. You love my links."
link abuser by westfalia January 13, 2010