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Laying a snake

To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.
Dont go in the bathroom for awhile, I’ll be in there laying a snake. It’s gonna be a stinky one.
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smelling like a snake 

If you have basic knowledge, snakes smell with there toung.
Dorian: Look at that girl over there .
Alex: She has nice ass, if I were with her, I'd be smelling like a snake.
smelling like a snake by BornXeno December 14, 2016

Body Armour with a Snake 

Wife: "Wow, what are you wearing?",
Mr. Stuff: "It's engineering, what does it look like?",
Wife: "Body Armour with a Snake?",
Mr. Stuff: "Have you ever seen an engineer before?"

Hands like a snake 

Describes a individual who cannot catch.
Matt: go long!
Matt: *throws football*
Zach: *drops football*
Matt: “damn man, you got hands like a snake”
Hands like a snake by Bigcur October 4, 2021

Drake with a Snake

A term to define a PM nd. 90 Semi-Auto Pistol AKA as a Draco, with a long extendo clip. The Draco is known as a "baby" AK-47 and is the most common weapon name-checked in the rap scene.
Them boys peeled out when I pulled out the Drake with a Snake.

my hand works great on a snake 

A guy with a good masturbating technique.
Hey there Billy, wanna go for some love time? ...my hand works great on a snake.

Tugged on the tail of a snake 

Line used from the movie end of watch. It basically means “ you just messed with/pissed off the wrong guy, and he’s gonna make you pay.
You and your homeboy need to power down, cause you just tugged on the tail of a snake, and he’s gonna turn around and bite you back.