Vander-Cooked
Vander-Cooked by Ernie-Bo-Bernie April 25, 2008
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Vanderjism
To vanderlise someone elses property with your own sexual fluids, kind of like vanderlism but a bit nastier..
-Oh my god dave has jizzed on my pillow! thats a case vanderjism!
-Why is my keyboard sticky? that werent me? VANDERJISM!
-Why is my keyboard sticky? that werent me? VANDERJISM!
Vanderjism by seannieboy January 5, 2010
vander secks
vander secks by strackzilla January 24, 2008
vendermen
A person or speaker that has said one or more contradictory statements in the past to statements they are making currently, but because they are currently saying things you agree with you feel compelled to be on there side, like, admire, appreciate them, or agree politically.
Your feelings continue with full knowledge that the speaker may not believe anything they are currently saying and may have just picked a side politically. Also, a key factor is you know they may be an opportunist.
Your feelings continue with full knowledge that the speaker may not believe anything they are currently saying and may have just picked a side politically. Also, a key factor is you know they may be an opportunist.
vendermen by Squirtsmith December 20, 2022
vanderslicing
the heinous act of sending emails to someone where the entire message is in the subject line and the body is either blank or contains only a signature.
vanderslicing by J.C. Fox August 7, 2003
Vanderjact
To choke in a big pressure situation
Derived from former Colts kicker Mike Vanderjact always making pointless field goals and missing the ones that mattered.
Derived from former Colts kicker Mike Vanderjact always making pointless field goals and missing the ones that mattered.
Dude I cant believe you pulled a Vanderjact in the playoff game. If I were you I would jump off a bridge.
Vanderjact by Brian C. Turner December 29, 2007