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Unicorn Pants 

When a male has an erection that resembles having a unicorn horn in his pants.
Example 1: "Hey Don, check out unicorn pants over there leaving that strip club."

Example 2: "Michelle's mom came home when we were messing around downstairs. She asked for help bringing in the groceries and I had a major case of unicorn pants."
Unicorn Pants by -Kley- December 30, 2007

gay unicorn

A gay guy who's legitimately interested in finding and forming lasting relationships (friendships or otherwise). Typically attracted to intelligence and personality over beauty. Typically value open communication and insightful conversation about topics not necessarily involving all things gay or sex. Typically attractive, but overlooked. Usually the nice guy who's almost always friendzoned before even being considered for a relationship. Often the one person gays WANT to find, but also the same person they REFUSE to find... (Mr. Right or Mr. Right Someday vs. Mr. Right Now)
GayGuy1: Hey, you got pics?? ;)
GayGuy2: How about we meet first and see if we click??
GG1: Whoa! A gay unicorn!? (if they were to actually respond at all, which is rare)
gay unicorn by Sebaba June 7, 2016

Unicorn Island 

A fictional place invented by Superwoman (Lilly Singh) in which everything is perfect, and everyone is always positive and nice. Anyone can go to Unicorn Island, and it can have whatever you want it to have. It is the best place in the world...
I am so mad.

Dude, just take a trip to Unicorn Island, you'll feel so much better.

Really, you think it'll help? What is it?

It is whatever you want it to be. No one is going to judge you, and everyone and everything there is positive.
Unicorn Island by BoiGotNoSwag September 24, 2014

Unicorn Bird Goat 

It's unicorn a bird and a goat
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It's like a goat but magical with wings and a horn
It's really amazing honestly
person a: "What was that?"
person b: "It was a Unicorn Bird Goat!"
Unicorn Bird Goat by BingBong13 January 10, 2021

enchanted unicorn 

The enchanted unicorn is when a male tea bags a prone female, while sporting a hard on errection. The penis seemingly protrudes from the woman's forehead, as in a horn. Hence, an enchanted unicorn.
"Markham, I totally pulled the enchanted unicorn on your mom last night. She was magical!" said Zach.

columbian unicorn 

The act of doing a line of coke off a rock hard boner. Female or male, whoever keeps you rock hard like a unicorn.
Hey Pat, you'll never guess who finished off my kilo doing a columbian unicorn. Your Mom.
columbian unicorn by OTPHJ1 March 11, 2014