green topper 

the freshly packed bowl of marijuana that will be given to the person in rotation that deserves or is in place to receive the first hit.

Andrew packs a green topper, yet gives it to Max, and says “You’ve had a rough day, looks like you need a green topper.”

green topper by traumaqueen2000 June 14, 2022

story topper

A person who constantly feels obligated to follow a story you tell, with a worse one, making them sound like they've been through a much more terrible ordeal.

Susan: Today I slipped on the ice and cut my head open.
Tom: Yeah well, last night I slipped on the ice, broke two ribs, cracked my head open, AND my girlfriend broke up with me.
Susan: You're a story topper. It's lame.

story topper by Failz0rz December 15, 2008

topper 

the ultimate one-upper. the person who is on top of everyone else regarding anything. and i mean anything.

girl #1: holds hair with hand across upper-lip making it look like a mustache.

girl #2: holds hair across upper-lip making it look like a mustache withOUT using her hand.

girl #1 to go girl #2: "you fuckin TOPPER!"

topper by slott December 8, 2009

table topper 

When a guy's penis is so small it sits on top of the balls without hanging down.

(man at urinal) "Frick, I keep getting piss on my balls every time I go to the bathroom, damn this table topper"

table topper by Jack Smiley April 1, 2008

high topper 

to take a crap in the water tank of a toilet so that when it is flushed next time dirty water runs down into the bowl. almost impossible to clean out if one doing the high topping has the runs.

Man, I went over to my ex's house and left a high topper in her bathroom.

high topper by Mike Hunt March 4, 2004

Toppest

The best of something.

Isn't Liam just the toppest bloke, what a beast.

Toppest by Hundax November 22, 2013

story-topper 

When someone is tellin a story and another person always comes and makes it better than it really is by tellin a different story.

Bob:So i was driving along the road and saw so ducks so i decided to go shoot them on the side of the road.
Billy: O yeah well i saw ducks to but i decided to drive off road and then through the pond jus to scare them off and shoot them.
Bob: Billy you are such a story-topper.

story-topper by austin kerkman February 23, 2008