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Toddlernese 

Toddlernese - (noun) spoken between the ages of 2- 4 years old. Toddlernese is often seen on playground, preschools, daycares, and in everyday household with children.
Although Toddlernese in adults is not as common as in children. Toddlernese in parents is commonly marked and identified by sleeplessness, forgetfulness, lack of time, issues with punctuation, “mommy brain” or “daddy brain”. In severe cases a total loss of the English language can be seen in both verbal or written communication.
Toddlernese by TYH June 12, 2014

Fontatious Tolerance 

When your friends successfully tolerate your big, extravagant, or even unreadable font on a messaging service like AIM.
"Oh my god. I was talking to Vanessa the other night and all she did was complain about my font. That girl has no Fontatious Tolerance."
Fontatious Tolerance by RudyBeast December 16, 2008

woodchuck pain tolerance 

Phenonenom wherein a person can take a fierce beating and continue to function. Is often associated with being a complete woodchuck often possesing retard strength.
Bill has woodchuck pain tolerance - even after Tom smashed a full beer bottle on his forehead he got up and kicked Tom's ass.

tolerance 

disguise of one's learned or inate prejudice's/biases in public
We are very tolerant of *sic* behavior here.
tolerance by wriggler February 21, 2005

tickle tolerance

How well one can resist laughing and squirming when tickled
Emily couldn't control her laughter when John started tickling her feet. She had no tickle tolerance.

zero tolerance policy 

A bullshit rule that most public schools have to avoid doing any investigation into fights. Both the attacker and defender get punished.
Principal: We have a zero tolerance policy.
Victim: Bullshit! I was only defending myself!
Principal: The rules are the rules.
zero tolerance policy by ornev April 7, 2021