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tech support scammer
some random guy (usually from india) calls you saying you have a problem with your computer blah blah blah, then tells you that they will show you the problem and how to fix it (a way to let them hack your computer tricking you into thinking that there's problems and then takes you money to fix nothing. they are usually a target of trolling for YouTubers and people that are just bored
tech support scammer: hello theres a problem with your computer we need to fix it give us admin crap on your computer
YouTubers: "trolling starts"
YouTubers: "trolling starts"
tech support scammer by xxshadowslaying January 31, 2021
Tech Shrek
A moniker given by 4chan's /g/ board for Emily Young (formerly Anthony), who appears in many Linus Tech Tips videos and serves as a writer for the channel. The comparison to Shrek is due to Emily being overweight. The name Tech Fiona has also been used since Emily came out as transgender.
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Tech Support
A modality by which corporations can make marketing claims of providing assistance without actually having to provide any.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Hi, my name is Tech Support Person J. (10337). How may I help you?
> Customer: hi
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Hello.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Before we begin, I need to ask a few questions that will help me assist you better.
> Customer: if i give you a serial number, can you tell me 1)who it was sold
> to
> originally and/or 2)the history of the product?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Can I have your name please?
> Customer: Customer
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Thank you Customer.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): May I have the model and version of your device?
> Customer: model wpg54g
> Customer: it has no version info
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): How about your phone number with the area code?
> Customer: 305-xxx-xxxx
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Thank you for giving all these information.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): What is the problem you are experiencing with your
> XYZ Company product?
> Customer: did you read my first question?
> Customer: all i want to know is if i give you a model and serial number,
> can
> XYZ Company tell me who originally bought the product?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Okay.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Customer I'm sorry but I can't.
> Customer: who can?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Customer where did you get router?
> Customer: i am looking to buy it -
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): I see.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): I suggest you buy it in Retail Company.
> Customer: i am looking to XYZ Company for a simple answer: can ANYONE in
> XYZ Company
> tell me who FIRST purchased a product - if i provide model and serial
> number
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Okay.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): The customer.
> Customer: what does "the customer" mean?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): I see.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): The retailers ordered the product from XYZ Company and
> the consumer purchased it from the feratilers.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Retailers I mean.
> Customer: lets try this again: WHO DID XYZ Company SELL THE PRODUCT TO
> "INITIALLY"?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): XYZ Company is the manufacturer.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): And the retailers are the distributors.
> Customer: can i speak with a supervisor that may be able to understand this
> simple question?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): XYZ Company sell there products to the retailers.
> Customer: again, can i speak with a supervisor
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): I'm sorry for that.
> Customer: again, can i speak with a supervisor
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Okay.
> Customer: again, can i speak with a supervisor
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): I'm sorry but there is no supervisor available at here
> Customer: what? do you work alone, and un-supervised?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Yes, I can answer that question. What is your phone number and I can help you.
> Customer: i already gave you my phone number. all i want to know is to whom did XYZ Company sell a product to
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Okay. Yes, XYZ Company sells products.
> Customer: now, to WHOM - to what person - to what company - did XYZ Company sell one particular product to?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): You can buy one product at Retail Company.
> Customer: is Retail Company the only company XYZ Company sells products to?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): I see. When you buy a XYZ Company its the Retail Company.
> Customer: great, another waste of time tech support ordeal via india.
> Customer: hi
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Hello.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Before we begin, I need to ask a few questions that will help me assist you better.
> Customer: if i give you a serial number, can you tell me 1)who it was sold
> to
> originally and/or 2)the history of the product?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Can I have your name please?
> Customer: Customer
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Thank you Customer.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): May I have the model and version of your device?
> Customer: model wpg54g
> Customer: it has no version info
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): How about your phone number with the area code?
> Customer: 305-xxx-xxxx
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Thank you for giving all these information.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): What is the problem you are experiencing with your
> XYZ Company product?
> Customer: did you read my first question?
> Customer: all i want to know is if i give you a model and serial number,
> can
> XYZ Company tell me who originally bought the product?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Okay.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Customer I'm sorry but I can't.
> Customer: who can?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Customer where did you get router?
> Customer: i am looking to buy it -
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): I see.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): I suggest you buy it in Retail Company.
> Customer: i am looking to XYZ Company for a simple answer: can ANYONE in
> XYZ Company
> tell me who FIRST purchased a product - if i provide model and serial
> number
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Okay.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): The customer.
> Customer: what does "the customer" mean?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): I see.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): The retailers ordered the product from XYZ Company and
> the consumer purchased it from the feratilers.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Retailers I mean.
> Customer: lets try this again: WHO DID XYZ Company SELL THE PRODUCT TO
> "INITIALLY"?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): XYZ Company is the manufacturer.
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): And the retailers are the distributors.
> Customer: can i speak with a supervisor that may be able to understand this
> simple question?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): XYZ Company sell there products to the retailers.
> Customer: again, can i speak with a supervisor
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): I'm sorry for that.
> Customer: again, can i speak with a supervisor
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Okay.
> Customer: again, can i speak with a supervisor
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): I'm sorry but there is no supervisor available at here
> Customer: what? do you work alone, and un-supervised?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Yes, I can answer that question. What is your phone number and I can help you.
> Customer: i already gave you my phone number. all i want to know is to whom did XYZ Company sell a product to
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): Okay. Yes, XYZ Company sells products.
> Customer: now, to WHOM - to what person - to what company - did XYZ Company sell one particular product to?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): You can buy one product at Retail Company.
> Customer: is Retail Company the only company XYZ Company sells products to?
> Tech Support Person J. (10337): I see. When you buy a XYZ Company its the Retail Company.
> Customer: great, another waste of time tech support ordeal via india.
Tech Support by M.r.S August 5, 2006