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Squatch-Blossom 

For me this isn’t to be confused with squash blossom but maybe a new way to look at something in someone.

A squash blossom necklace is often beautiful handmade silver bell flowers or bead with a large intrusive piece at the center. The piece is maybe pretty but not as delicate as what it hangs from.

I fell in love recently after domestic violence ended years ago. He’s not at all what I pictured as he’s very tall, large and furry lol. He’s got a beard, and because of his hair, I started calling him “Squatch”. But he is delicate inside which is what I see. A former marine he’s extremely gruff about in general but he’s in love too and I see it in his beautiful green eyes.

So Squatch-Blossom

A person who is maybe harder on the outside than in inside. Hard for the average person to see but once opened to love, a delicate beautiful , soft soul.
I love my Squatch-Blossom!
Squatch-Blossom by AJ Flowers January 29, 2025

pappin the squatch 

To grab a browneye while rattling a youngster
I was total pappin the squatch last night.
I papped her squatch
i would pap your squatch real real hard
pappin the squatch by Ross Chisholm November 19, 2007

Dr. Squatch 

The pinnacle of manliness. An all natural soap for men that changes the your shower experience. Use with caution, you may just become too irresistible.
"Dude, James stole my girlfriend..."
"Ah, he must shower with Dr. Squatch."
Dr. Squatch by drsquatch November 6, 2019

Jase-squatch 

A finishing move where the man grabs the woman by her hair, loads his testicles into her mouth and when he ejaculates, uses his free hand to take the tip of his penis and mash it against her forehead, splattering all in her hair and on surrounding objects. Can also be plural.
"You get any last night?"
"Yea but she was totally pissed when I Jase-squatched on her and ruined her drapes with the splatter."
Jase-squatch by SquibblyWibbly December 27, 2019

She-Squatch 

a gargantuan beast of a woman covered with hair. Allegedly the character Chewbacca from the star wars trilogy was a she-squatch playing a wookie.
"Last week when we were camping i thought I saw a she-squatch but it turned out to your girlfriend!"
She-Squatch by justajanuarytree April 15, 2009

polar squatch 

Safeword used during intercourse by women when they can no longer handle it and tap out
polar squatch by Rå6bi± June 27, 2020